The most amazing, Fun loving boyfriend there is. He will always put a smile on your face! He has a really funny name too! Lol Baldi.
by Jade23trip January 2, 2022

by bahut6 May 1, 2021

When you have a corn nut stuck up your butt the the only thing you can use to get it out is a wet fart
Person 1: ugh there is a corn nut stuck in my butt
Person 2: just wet fart it out it’s called a cheese baldy
Person 2: just wet fart it out it’s called a cheese baldy
by Dangerous golf ball June 9, 2021

A tall skinny baldy man that looks like a lamppost , he has a nech like an ostrich and a head as soft as a bum cheeck and as pointed as a nipple
by Choga July 17, 2018

A term to define a Scouts BSA member who has gone above and beyond. Much like Mt.Baldy they have reached a peak and are a top 1% scout. Baldy Scouts are peak scouts within the organization.
That guy is an Eagle Scout, he’s a Philmont Ranger, and he has staffed NAYLE. He is definitely a Baldy Scout.
by ScoutmasterK September 15, 2023

1) Someone who is baldy and indulges in anal sex, normally a gay male, but not always so. Often called Menza.
2) A machine used by Cadbury's to put bars of Fudge into boxes for distribution
3) The opperator of the above machine.
2) A machine used by Cadbury's to put bars of Fudge into boxes for distribution
3) The opperator of the above machine.
by Baldy Fudgepacker November 28, 2019

A person who has a bald spot on top of their head, with long hair coming down around the bald spot.
An insult for a retard
An insult for a retard
Shutup you baldy mophead.
Right John, shut the fuck up your mums a baldy mophead.
“Oi James do you know Ryan from the year below?” - “Oh that baldy mophead, unfortunately.”
Right John, shut the fuck up your mums a baldy mophead.
“Oi James do you know Ryan from the year below?” - “Oh that baldy mophead, unfortunately.”
by Daddylegs92 April 15, 2022
