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auto-take

when you hold an object out so someone will assume you're offering it to them and take it off your hands
lara: (holding out ipod) who's freaking ipod is this? i don't want it!
...
lara: gahh i was hoping someone would just auto-take it from me
by mizaeroganse December 26, 2008
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Auto-Bestie

Automatic Best Friend.

When someone says something that really impresses or shocks you, so they become your best friend by default.
Did you just call that person a twat waffle? That's hilarious dude you're my auto-bestie.
by prissorsxrawks December 9, 2008
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Auto Bands

American rapper.

Automatically touching (racks) thousands of dollars.
by Linkupinc June 26, 2020
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Auto Spluge

When a girl is so hot you cum in your pants without any physical sexual stimulation.
"Man, that girl was so hot she made me auto spluge"
by trombonerguy December 9, 2013
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auto-mourn

The automatic, often insincere, 'mourning' on the Internet which begins immediately after a celebrity, politician or other noteworthy person expires or is diagnosed with a serious medical condition.
Learning of John McCain's diagnosis of brain cancer, people on Face book went into the auto-mourn mode.
by Captain Negative July 20, 2017
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Auto-Vibe

When you auto vibe with someone, you automatically get along with them, as if you’ve known them for longer than you really have.
“Hey do you know Mimi?”
Yeah! We auto-vibed when we first met.”
by isamniia February 28, 2020
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Auto-correct

The most frustrating setting on your phone, usually changes words to something embarrassing.
Me: heyy
Friend: hey how's ur day?
Me: awful I gotta bad case of the manboobs
Friend: OMG LOL
Me: what
Friend: check ur first text
Me: omg I mention Monday's! lol I hate auto-correct
by TheCandyDirectioner December 2, 2015
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