asstroturf

An ass, most commonly male, that is covered in a thick nasty layer of hair

the girl pulled his pants off and was disgusted at his asstroturf...

by zizdsthgskbfgb February 15, 2012

astroshot

When you take a shot at picking up a hot chick but your buddies know there's know chance in this universe

Johnny's going for an astroshot

by uncle meatster December 5, 2013

Ástrós

Ástrós is an Icelandic name she is a jealous lady and is mean to everyone.

Girl: do you know what Ástrós did yesterday

Guy: no. What did she do?
Girl: she pushed Nína into the pool
Guy: so? It must’ve been funny, right?
Girl: No! Nína can’t swim.
Guy: wow. That’s mean.

by Dog255 October 11, 2018

Asstrophysics

The study off other people's ass.

The man shit in my face from his hairy ass when i was studying asstrophysics

by Wery Fanny March 7, 2019

Astrosexual

Someone who believes that their gender is connected to the stars

I'm astrosexual.

by Vise_key November 18, 2019

Asstronaut

It's an explorer of space, particularly the planet your anus.

Probes can be sent to your anus by an asstronaut

by Dirt Gently October 8, 2020

AstroStates

He is the coolest youtuber ever and he makes the best videos and no one gives him enough credit

MAN I love AstroStates last video

by AstroStates January 28, 2021