assat

an exclamation. used when suprising someone/ hitting someone/ winning something/ doing something suddenly

Steven hits terry from behind
"ASSAT!"

Steven throws a mug across a room
"ASSAT!"
then looks away quickly like a fassio

by R3N0 January 16, 2009

Asshatocity

impending asshattishness; the momentum of human stupidity

Grinning, Ira brought the razor out and gestured with it to the sleeping cat. The asshatocity in the room was chokingly palpable.

by Vinnie the Shark May 27, 2009

asstasstic

When there is so much awesome female ass around you, that the area is known as asstasstic

While walking with my boy in the meatpacking district yesterday (a spot I never really go to) there was so much ass walking around that I told him this neighborhood is fucking ASSTASSTIC!

by SteveSanders September 13, 2013

Assatol

A condition where someone is lacking buttocks, at all.

Me: Man, she's got an assatol!

Friend: She's got a what?
Me: An assatol, as in, she ain't got no ass at all!

by O_Fiddle_Stix September 3, 2016

Asshat

When someone is acting like an ass but calling them an asshole doesn't work for the situation so you call them and asshat

Bob: You girls are lookin mighty fine today wanna screws tonight?
Girls: Bob your such and asshat!!!

by 2quik4u92 June 24, 2016

Asshat

See picture below

How did this asshat become president?

by Pouty Pants February 4, 2017

Asshat

A name that Doyle will call you when you act like a total fuck up

Doyle: Larry shut off the car you fucking asshat!

Larry: Well alright hoss

by Sinbaddad69 March 13, 2019