asspectations

When you try to guess what a girl's ass looks like just from the outline of it in her pants.

Yo man, you see that girl in the yoga shorts?
Ya dude, I got some real asspectations.

by Buzz55kill April 19, 2017

Aspen Fat Unit

When guys tripping in Aspen, your friend/vacation roommate decided the path of least resistance to ass is to bed the Vietnamese potbellied pig whose circumference exceeds her height. You wake up to her ass in your face as she searches for her shoes winded. You label her/them/it one (1.0) Aspen Fat Unit (AFU). This forever becomes the standard of measure for all going forward actual or possible fat hookups.

Hey Derek, she’s about 0.76 Aspen Fat Units. You go get her while I call the hotel for mattress reinforcements. Don’t you dare try and tag me in, and remember the safe word: orcalovin

by Aspenburger September 1, 2021

Aspen Loeffler

Aspen is the most amazing and sweet human being, she is NOT using her dad or the Why Dont We boys for fame she’s just trying to live her best life. There’s this thing called rumors that people follow and half of the time they aren’t true so stop being mean and rude to her

“Do you know Aspen Loeffler?”
“Yeah she’s so beautiful and sweet”

by Aspen Loeffler October 10, 2018

assgenda

When someone has an agenda to be an ass, or asshole. Said person will enter a situation with the intention of being an ass...or dick...or douche...or tool.

"Everyone has an agenda. Usually an ass agenda. That's what we like to call an assgenda."

"'What's the deal with Bill tonight? He's a being a real ass.'
'Oh, Bill has an assgenda.'
'Ohhhhh....'"

by Sam Aguirre May 21, 2008

ASAPenis

A central Jersey or Tri-Sate Area slag for a man's immediate need for some fine pussy. Used verbally, through text, or often through a FaceBook message. A flat out, straight up, hands down, point blank, and most of all up front raw request for some pussy.

"Hey girl, I know you don't know me...but I was going through your pics, I saw that one of you in the white yoga pants. We gotta hang the fuck out ASAPenis".

My man left...get over here ASAPenis".

by Pete Daviz January 21, 2014

asspects

Refers to the aesthetic features and overall appearance of someone's posterior. These details can vary widely depending on how a particular observer views various attributes in the context of attractiveness/desirability --- where one person may prefer a small firm tight bum as being more ideal for spanking and/or settling on one's lap, someone else might druther a bigger floppier pair of butt-cheeks which are more pleasurable/satisfying to squeeze and knead, especially if the massager himself possesses large hands that he enjoys having "filled".

I don't worry about asspects too much when I date a new lady... to me, if she's got a sweet placid face and a nice personality, I could really care less what her butt or tits look like.

by QuacksO July 25, 2016

Aspen

super pretty and fun to be with they never leave your side. they get super jealous when they’re boyfriend is with any mother girl, but that’s what makes them the best. someone you can trust and tell anything too, super funny, never stops smiling and wanting to be around people she loves. perfection.

wow! she’s stunning she must be an aspen

by ooooooodayun January 12, 2019