assmeat

Junk in the trunk.

Damn! That girl has some serious assmeat!

by Kaytaytay February 27, 2009

assmates

couples in college that take classes together

I couldn't pay attention to today's lecture, because the assmates in front of me wouldn't stop pillow talking to each other.

by catmcaul September 10, 2005

assmazing

to have an ass so amazing, you just wanna eat cereal out of it. Kim Kardashian, Jennifer Lopez, etc..

jim: ZOMG! did you see that Kim Kardashian sex tape!!

jeff: yeah that bitch is so ASSMAZING!!! LOL

jim: i wanna eat panda express out of her butthole

jeff:LOLZ

by the och January 24, 2008

assman

A person that goes by the name of Bob Tucci.

The assman is a gay coach.

by Matt Bartosz October 23, 2003

AssMaster

Someone with high ASSpirations

AKA: AssBait;AssMonster;AssPirate;AssBurgler

Chris is such an AssMaster.

by Who Else? February 22, 2004

Assmacgyver

An Escape Artist For Ass Ramming Situations

Jill managed to get teabagged but managed to escape
shes an assmacgyver

by The Sexy Stud November 3, 2007

assmaster

bein about a big greasy bootie. smackin, flippin and rubbin it down. a master of that ass.

assmaster_I smacked that big greasy bootie down with a spattula. im the ass master. im the assmaster

it keeps telling me im not using assmaster in my example. here's my assmaster sentence dang

by chambrey March 1, 2008