Asslag

The greatest weapon used by Optimus Prime, the destroyer of internet connection.

Sorry man I couldn't clutch, it was the Asslag I swear!

by ClonkerDonker9000 March 23, 2023

asslet

smaller ass, reserved for 18-

"Was up my asslet!"

by wiseass383 June 27, 2023

Asslighting

A derivation of the term "gaslighting," asslighting is when someone lies about doing butt stuff with you during intercourse and denies your very real suspicions that it occurred in the first place.

"Hey my butt feels weird, did you do stick anything up there last night? "

"No, and I definitely did not stick two fingers up to the second knuckle in you butt."

"I don't believe you, I feel like I'm being asslit right now. You're Asslighting me again."

by Film Time December 20, 2023

Asslighter

A tease. Someone who will flaunt the booty but won’t give it up.

Becky is such an asslighter

by anonymous June 11, 2024

Asslighting

When you tell the truth to someones face

The opposite of gaslighting

Quit asslighting me.

by HCCC January 21, 2025

Asslighting

Derived from gaslighting. When a person is deliberately sexually provacative, a tease, but denies it when called out, and makes it so the teased thinks they're just imagining it.

I kept intentionally arousing this person, and every time they confronted me, I insisted that they were just imagining it. They thought they were losing it, I was totally asslighting them.

by Jacques Hughes May 4, 2025

Asslight

When somebody is trying to tell you that their farts don't smell, but they do

"I'm a little gassy tonight, but don't worry, it doesn't smell."

"Don't asslight me, bitch. It's rancid."

by Meeka2493 July 29, 2025