the nickname of former Secretary of Homeland Security, who lost in the 2000 Senate elections to a guy. Also created the nefarious Patriot Act which curtails many civil liberties.
by Militant Liberal March 18, 2005
Get the John Asscrack mug.The area just above your asscheeks. Also considered plumber's crack and where girl's thongs are exposed (whaletail).
by ray hidalgo February 1, 2006
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Someone who is constantly making out as if they are going to achieve something.
Someone who forever gives the allusion they will become grand and better than everyone around them in order to be gazed at in awe without actually doing anything.
Someone who forever gives the allusion they will become grand and better than everyone around them in order to be gazed at in awe without actually doing anything.
Araziel is always talking to her friends and family about how she is aspiring to become a great artist and will be highly regarded as an intellectual in the field. In reality, Araziel (real name Elizabeth) is a first year uni student who just smokes pot and takes selfies in her gym clothes. She has never in reality studied art for a second and knows nothing about it. Therefore Araziel is an 'aspiring artist' and 'ain't done shit!'
by Tucuman Munyo November 10, 2013
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The nickname for a guy who lies constantly to his girlfriend then moves on to the next girl the same day they break up. Tricks girls into practically falling in love with him.
Will flirt with anyone willing to flirt with him. Plays the field too much. Moves on too quickly. Doesn't care about other peoples feelings.
Basically the name for every asshole ex boyfriend that every girl has to deal with.
Will flirt with anyone willing to flirt with him. Plays the field too much. Moves on too quickly. Doesn't care about other peoples feelings.
Basically the name for every asshole ex boyfriend that every girl has to deal with.
Douchebag Asscrack talking to his girlfriend: I love you so much. I always will. You're so important to me.
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A couple days after they break up....
DBAC: Sorry I've moved on. I have feelings for your best friend.
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A couple days after they break up....
DBAC: Sorry I've moved on. I have feelings for your best friend.
by ahahahfyou June 21, 2011
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