Technical jargon describing the peculiar headgear favoured by grumpy, ageing Canadian progressive rock drummers.
Based on obscure ethnic designs, years of refinement and development have gone into the Asshat, to bring the style to the pinnacle of apparently pointless stupidity it now represents.
Believed to be lined with weapons-grade tinfoil (presumably to keep at bay the mental probing of obsessed "fans" - particularly those ghastly Eurotrash) and worn at all times by said grumpy old tub-thumping curmudgeon. Unfortunately it seems that there is no ego-curbing side effect to the lining process, meaning that the frequency & duration of drum solos has remained undiminished.
Formerly produced by the million in foul, pestilent African sweatshops, & made by children working for a single cup of damp sand per week, Asshats are now individually commissioned at a cost of thousands of Canadian Dollars per unit. The economic growth this has brought about means that many of the former sweatshop employees are now in fact controlling shareholders in the Canadian music industry.
Based on obscure ethnic designs, years of refinement and development have gone into the Asshat, to bring the style to the pinnacle of apparently pointless stupidity it now represents.
Believed to be lined with weapons-grade tinfoil (presumably to keep at bay the mental probing of obsessed "fans" - particularly those ghastly Eurotrash) and worn at all times by said grumpy old tub-thumping curmudgeon. Unfortunately it seems that there is no ego-curbing side effect to the lining process, meaning that the frequency & duration of drum solos has remained undiminished.
Formerly produced by the million in foul, pestilent African sweatshops, & made by children working for a single cup of damp sand per week, Asshats are now individually commissioned at a cost of thousands of Canadian Dollars per unit. The economic growth this has brought about means that many of the former sweatshop employees are now in fact controlling shareholders in the Canadian music industry.
"You're wearing an Asshat! Just like Neil Peart's! Didn't you know that design's protected by copyright? You're bleedin' nicked, me old beauty!"
by Rickenbugger March 03, 2007
by Gm Tecol June 12, 2006
A word derived from a social climate and political era that is an epitome.
An epitome (Greek epitemnein—to cut short) is a summary or miniature form, also used as a synonym for embodiment. Many lost documents from the Ancient Greek and Roman worlds survive now only "in epitome" referring to the practice of some later authors (epitomators) who wrote distilled versions of larger works now lost. Reference:The Lorax is arguably Seuss' most controversial work, having been banned in some schools and libraries for its anti-forestry industry content. Word derived: asshat
An epitome (Greek epitemnein—to cut short) is a summary or miniature form, also used as a synonym for embodiment. Many lost documents from the Ancient Greek and Roman worlds survive now only "in epitome" referring to the practice of some later authors (epitomators) who wrote distilled versions of larger works now lost. Reference:The Lorax is arguably Seuss' most controversial work, having been banned in some schools and libraries for its anti-forestry industry content. Word derived: asshat
Lidsville is the epitome of American Politics, where as, asshat characters are potrayed.
Used in sentence: "Those asshat's in the county seat let the ONCELER cut down all the trees," yelled the LORAX.
"Lost a planet Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing."-YODA That Darth Vader is an asshat.
Used in sentence: "Those asshat's in the county seat let the ONCELER cut down all the trees," yelled the LORAX.
"Lost a planet Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing."-YODA That Darth Vader is an asshat.
by Kelly June 24, 2007
1.the paper ring, usually pulled from behind the toilet, in public restrooms, to situate yer ass on as u drop the deuce.
2.a person who has their head up their ass so it appears to be a hat and/or helmet. also see ass helmet.
2.a person who has their head up their ass so it appears to be a hat and/or helmet. also see ass helmet.
1.i had to drop a deuce so bad i forgot to put on the asshat and got herpes on my ass from the toilet seat.
2.george bush is such an asshat.
2.george bush is such an asshat.
by bild July 13, 2006
The term "asshat" has its origins on the forum for cruel.com. It can refer to a person who posts a topic that had already been posted before, or to the duplicate topic itself, or to the act of posting a duplicate topic.
If a cruel.com poster noticed the duplicate subject they would typically add a brief message to the thread containing the term asshat.
1. Nice asshat! (referring to the act of duplicate topic posting)
2. This is an asshat. (referring to the duplicate topic post)
3. You, sir, are an asshat. (referring to the poster of the duplicate topic)
1. Nice asshat! (referring to the act of duplicate topic posting)
2. This is an asshat. (referring to the duplicate topic post)
3. You, sir, are an asshat. (referring to the poster of the duplicate topic)
by Argfavish McNoodler April 26, 2008
by MissMagyk June 11, 2014
A mix between an asshole and a whore.
This term is mostly used by women to insult a man whore who should just stahp
This term is mostly used by women to insult a man whore who should just stahp
YOU'RE SUCH AN ASSHAT
by xSmile for me my lovex January 30, 2015