Asslay

In piglatin. Normal English term meaning Lass
Counterpart of Adlay (Lad) but female.
1) Likes to staunch c*nts.
2) Pills don't make them happy.
3) Says "Eshays" a lot

1) Eshays all my asslays, lets go staunch them c*nts.
2) Asslays take it up the Umbay.

by Staunch September 2, 2006

anal assasain

while having sex with a girl, you make her get in the doggy style position then when she's moaning stab your dick into her anus and fuck her until she comes.

man call me the anal assasain, because that girl won't be sitting down for a week and she never saw it coming!

by pyrophalanx27 June 12, 2007

amsalak

Turkish man who cannot function without trying to get laid. Basically, a guy who is obsessed with pussy.

The active search for pussy at any given moment: amsalaking.

Kivanç is a real gentleman - he is not an amsalak like Utku. You should go out with him instead.

by Tamam April 22, 2009

Arsalan

Super kool dude, people should be friends with him, very nice and kind

Arsalan you're so kool

by SuperKoolPerson February 24, 2019

assalytics

n. the science of evaluating a persons hind regions, a grading tool for butts.

It is clear by judging Johnny's assalytics, he is very susceptible to women of large girth.

by Larry C April 25, 2008

Assalisk

Exactly the same as the bassalisk from Harry Potter, except that it is made up of Ass'. It is entirely more sneaky and cunnig than an actuall bassalisk and has sexual relations with dumbledore and Harry. Niether of which know about the others relationshio with the assalisk.

This can also be sed as a common phrase to describe someone as a cheater, or a devlishly sneaky and evil being.

Did you hear Lee was cheating on his girl Atlanta? Yea he took all her money and her house.

That dude is an assalisk.

by Asbestosman June 30, 2010

Assflab

When a fat person walks in front of you and and you can't stop staring at that random skin flap that is on both ass cheeks that makes it look like they have four ass cheeks.

"Dude, check out Jen's assflab."

"Ah Man! Fuckin' gross, not cool."

by Reddit0r February 8, 2013