consider her assassinated

when someone is so fine you forgo the usual "I'd hit it".

*gorgeous pictures appear on facebook"

Dewd 1: DAAAMN.
Dewd 2: Consider her assassinated.

by Can Doghlan May 29, 2008

assasins

A misspelling of assassins

Guy 1: Look at those assasins!
Guy 2: WTF are assasins? Do you mean Assassins?

by Reincarnator May 5, 2007

anal assasin

a man who fucks you in the ass without the courtesy to lube up first.

i totaly watched this anal assasin go to town on this guy.

jim is an anal assasin.

by doogy man April 4, 2006

assistant manager

1) A person who thinks they are in power but who is actually a pawn

2) A person who is told they are in charge but who has to lick the boss's ass and do all the bullshit work for a fraction of his pay

1) "She's walking around like a queen now that she's the assistant manager. The fact is; she doesn't know how to make any rules! Maybe her first rule should be to change her fucking underwear so I can't smell toxic queef every time she walks past me!"

2) "Sally, you'll be in charge while I'm not around. If there's a complaint from one of the drunk customer's, you'll deal with it. When someone pukes in the washroom; you'll have to clean it up. When everyone goes home; you'll stick around to close. If you need me, you can try my cell. Your pay will have to stay the same...but you'll be the assistant manager....congratulations!"

by thedude1963 April 20, 2013

Assassin

A person whose assignment is to kill. Typically, the person is paid to do the job well.

A hit man does classify as an assassin, since he is hired to help "take care of" unsettled business.

by AYB June 22, 2003

assassin1445

A creepy old man who plays runescape to get to little boys and convice them to "visit" his home, and "play" runescape on his super computer that he built from his wheelchair.

Assassin1445: Hi, how old are you?
Anonymous child: 11
Assassin1445: I made a super computer want to come see it?
Anonymous child: yea!
Assassin1445: Where do you live? I can come pick you up.
Anonymous child: Richmond,Virginia
Assassin1445: I'll meet you at wal*mart in the parking lot.
Anonymous child: what do you look like? How do i know its you?
Assassin1445: Look for a black dodge ram diesel truck in the back lot.
Anonymous child: meet you there!
Assassin1445: okay...

by Anonymous Childs' Mother April 30, 2005

Siren Assassin

A female gamer with a lethal trigger finger.

"I just died again by that Siren Assassin!"

by Blondie-itis December 18, 2009