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Asian

A human who can do quick maths (basically a human calculator), a person who is a disappointment and a failure. They must become a doctor. And they must be able to play the piano
OMG, HE ASIAN DUDE. THE WOK, BING CHILLING
by I am Asian, you disappoint December 15, 2021
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Asian

Common terms: Usually used to determine someone of the race from the Asian area. Someone who excels at math and science but struggles at English (mostly used as a stereotype).
Often racist terms would be used to offend people of Asian descent like e.x "Go back to your country ching chong bing bong" for Chinese Asians
Currently during the Covid-19 Pandemic, racist Americans (mostly from the south) have been insulting Chinese people calling Covid the "chinese virus".
(White) Person 1: "Hey you, you are smart at math, go do my math homework."
(Asian) Person 2: "don't judge us based on our race's stereotype."
(Asian) Person 2: "Cough, cough"
(White) Person 1: "EWWWWWW you have the chinese virus, go back to your ching chong bing bong land!"
(Asian) Person 2: "Fuck you, hill-billy"
by LovinSpy January 8, 2022
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asianness

the state of being asian
i love cassie despite her asianness!
by lizz1122 November 17, 2007
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Asian

The upper and the superior race of human beings in our current civilization. They have squinty eyes so they developed a way to see using their chopsticks. They are genetically engineered to be more intelligent and superior in every way (except sports).They will destroy everyone else when it comes to ping pong, tennis, and martial arts. The diet of the Asian consists of rice and dog. These foods are fermented by the Chinese dragon and grants the Asian It's traits. Americans confuse all Asians with Chinese people. If you say something along the lines of,"Hey, Chinese guy" expect your testicles to implode from the strength of the Asian's chopstick stabbing you.
Asians are love, Asians are life
by DrPooptickler December 30, 2014
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asian

asian(v) to go insanely crazy on someone in a kick-ass way
person1: dude you see arnold shwarzenegger against chuck noris?!
person2: YEAH DUDE CHUCK TOTALY WENT ASIAN ON HIS ASS
by asiankidwellhalf May 10, 2009
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asian

People from the occidents and America are bound to call Chinese as Asian and they do not consider any other people living in the Asia continent as Asians.

Succinctly, the Americans and the Westerns deemed Chinese are the only living Asian in Asia.
Guy A (from USA): Peter Chao and Jackie Chan are both Asians.

Guy B: What about Shah Rukh Khan?
Guy A: Oh he's an Indian.
Guy B: Wonder Girls?

Guy A: Korean.
Guy B: Oh alright. So... Shah Rukh Khan and Wonder Girls are not Asians huh?
Guy A: *poker face*
by Le Mao September 10, 2012
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Asianitis

A highly infectious disease that is the direct result of being bit by someone of asian ethnicity. Similar to being bit by a werewolf, symptoms only show on full moons. Symptoms include: yellowing of skin, increased brain capacity, developing a strange accent, widening of eyelids, and an uncanny craving for rice, sushi, noodles, etc. HIGHLY INFECTIOUS maybe even deadly...Currently a major problem in China, Korea, Mongolia, Myanmar, Vietnam, Cambodia, Laos, The Philippines, and California. highly recommended to get vaccinated if you are exposed to ashuns.
I'm sorry to inform you, but you have contracted Asianitis.
by πππππ October 3, 2011
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