Anique

A hella short Dingus with something to prove.

Bob: Anique pooped in her pants

Jerry: such a dingus

Bob: haha
Jerry: *runs out screaming dingus while smacking his a**beeepppp*

by Shrekdadingus May 6, 2019

Antiquing

The act of putting talcum powder on your balls and smushing them in your roommates face so he gets antiqued

Bro, what the fuck? Why are you antiquing me?

by 149214921492 March 12, 2020

Antiquing

When a younger man or woman goes out looking to meet or hook up with a senior citizen for sexual pleasure

Me and the boys went on a golf trip looking to score with an older lady, we went antiquing!

by bigneo August 18, 2020

Antiquivalent

An entity or concept that, within a constrained context, represents the inversely equivalent value of another entity or concept.

That person is the liberal antiquivalent of Donald Trump.

by Verdict Zero August 2, 2021

Antiquing

When you go back to your ex for sex.

When Tiffany dumped Darrin he went right back to antiquing.

by tiff12345 November 19, 2021

Anique

An Anique is a beautiful, smart, intelligent and incredibly sexy young lady. She's usually full of energy and can make you laugh in a matter of seconds. Anique is one of the best people you will ever come to meet in your entire life. She has the sweetest personality and makes the best faces. She's so incredibly hot and the best friend who will always be there for you by your side whenever you need her. As long as you have an Anique in your life, you will be forever happy. Never lose her if you ever meet one, you'll be losing a part of your heart if ever you chose to let her go. Cherish her forever and always and never doubt her because she can whip your face with her thick haired ponytail. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention she's supper thicc. Like she's seriously the best human you will ever meet. This gorgeous girl has blessed the world with her presence and I have no clue where I would be in life without her by my side. I love you Anique.
Person #1. Wow... Anique is such a cutie! Wish I could ask her out...

Person #2. No man, she's already crushing.

Person #3. Dude, she's so hot, I still can't believe she's single.

Person #1. Back off man, you're being such a creep...

Person #3. By calling her hot?

Person #1. C'mon, she's already crushing... We'll talk more when she doesn't like anyone.

Person #2. Man that's some respect.

Person #1. Only for her. ;3

There she goes acting like an Anique.

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Antiquated humour

The type of humour is from people born between 1945-1975. This humour has themes of iPhones, young people having entitlement, how young people don’t understand how books work, and how everyone is addicted to their phones

After my dad made a joke that I’m addicted to my phone, I told him the joke was antiquated humour

by Seth Bluman March 29, 2022