A kind hearted fella, who shall not go a day without making someone smile. He will draw you in with his witty comments and sooner or later, it is inevitable that you'll fall in love with him. Just don't let go, your life may be made hell if you do so
by imightnotevenbehuman January 05, 2015
Angus Sturner : A person with a cloutman mentality and can go a day without saying YURD or WORMS.
The angus stunner kid wanted clout so bad he lied to his friends and said he had a threesome with random girls.
The angus stunner kid wanted clout so bad he lied to his friends and said he had a threesome with random girls.
by Angus sturner March 13, 2019
He's just _the_ coolest guy on the planet. He looks just like that guy from Maximo Park, but he isn't! He's just so cool!
He's the ex-host of the Beeb's 'Have I Got News For You', which he was fired from when he was found to be sleeping with prostitutes and taking drugs. But fired from his job? Ah, nevermind. Still, he's back working with ITV, on all kinds of cool shows! That involve lawyers and more quiz shows.
He's the ex-host of the Beeb's 'Have I Got News For You', which he was fired from when he was found to be sleeping with prostitutes and taking drugs. But fired from his job? Ah, nevermind. Still, he's back working with ITV, on all kinds of cool shows! That involve lawyers and more quiz shows.
Wow, you're such an Angus Deayton!
by Nifrith May 03, 2005
by NelsonMandela666 December 16, 2018
Angus is a self fisting machine for men and women. It is manual and automatic and powered by a wide variety of energy sources. We are looking into a Green Angus at the moment. You can already buy a Lady Angus.
I had a bad day at work. I was stressed, so I got in the car and drove home. I soon realised to help ease that stress I’d get some comfort from my seat inserted Angus. Gosh was I relieved.
by Angus 2000 November 25, 2010
A reverse angus is when a girl inserts a ten oz raw angus steak into her vagina. The guy goes down on said girl literally eats the angus out of her and digests said steak. Girl gets onto all fours on the bed, ass north and inserts beer funnel into rectum, he dones his rubber boots and does the heffer from behind. As he continues to get her off, he regurgitates the angus via the alaskian pipeline into the funnel, he simultaneously opens all valves bringing her to climax.
Yo Tony! Wassup dog?!?' 'Not much, what did you get up to last night.' 'Me and my hoe got up to some dirty things last night. Usually I like my angus medium rare but last night that bitch was well done!' -reverse angus
by Rodhole Mackophine June 08, 2010