the merry-go-round sing-along

The Merry-Go-Round Sing-Along is a rare, and insanely difficult sex move. To complete successfully, one must first be male. Next, you must obtain one female sex partner. (Does not matter occupation, just female.) Both of you must get entirely naked, and she must sit on your lap, legs splayed. Do this in front of a television, and turn the channel to a kids' signing channel, and have your bitch sing to that song, in tune to the music, and give you a physical lapdance at once.

(Aliases: Merry, MGR, Mary, Spinner)

Jake: Dude, I just had the merry-go-round sing-along with Kate!
John: WHOA that's hot.
Kate: You're a douchebag Jake! We're over.

by Ricken the Faggot Mage October 13, 2013

Balls Gettin' Dragged The F*** Along

A statement in order to convey that whomever has said this has absolutely no control of the situation. Also used in conjunction with Monkey S*** Fights, SNAFU, ATFU, FUBAR.

I don't know who the Dick driving this train is, but we are just the balls gettin' dragged the f*** along!

by JSP123 January 22, 2009

7 foot rats rats along his rats

The real lyrics to we don't talk about bruno

7 foot rats rats along his rats is the greatest song ever

by Bitchiest bitch in town February 5, 2022

along came something about the royal focker's envy for the dodgeballs of mystery men

If Ben Stiller did a movie with him playing every part, this would be the title.

Ben Stiller kicks ass.

by DaChazman February 14, 2005

along came something about the royal focker's envy for the dodgeballs of mystery men

One who dosen't know that the other person
was being sarcastic about something that someone else said sarcastically.

this isn't some sorta message board where you can insult people, this is a dictionary.

by DaChazman February 23, 2005

Play along

Is it just the trans though, Louise? You have it too, by the way. The scent. It's faint but it's there.

Hym "Don't YOU also need ME to play along as well? With your social economy? I need to play long and agree that your kids lives have some sort of inflated existential value... The artificially inflated value of sex... Inflated value of women... Shit, even the inflated value of MEN! I have to play along with inflated self-worth delusion of some fucking retard in the hopes that one day someone will sign off on my escape from subsidiarity... And finally... I'LL be justified in acting out a status delusion of my very own... AND YOU'LL HAVE TO PLAY ALONG! Am I not expected to affirm your status in the same way you're expected to affirm their gender? Isn't it incumbent on me to play along so we can all get along? Well... Not really get alone so much as slave beneath you indefinitely to keep society functioning while you throw yourself at fat-cocks but you get the picture. Let see... What else? I'll think of more. For now, I think I've made my point."

by Hym Iam December 4, 2023

as you go along

To do something without preparing it beforehand

Learning how to become a parent takes time. It's a skill you learn as you go along .

by Bianca.ve June 29, 2017