by PeppaPigFan9 December 2, 2018

A simple question into determining if someone is an ignorant fob and who should get the fuck out of America
Me: Do you know who Edgar Allan Poe is?
fob: Uhhh....who?
Me: Oh, never-mind. *under breath (The dumb bitch just failed the Edgar Allan Poe Test)*
fob: Uhhh....who?
Me: Oh, never-mind. *under breath (The dumb bitch just failed the Edgar Allan Poe Test)*
by drunkendukh August 16, 2009

A man with a massive schlong and a tendency to make all girls within a 4 mile radius wet. Men previously thought to be entirely heterosexual fall victim to his gaze, sent into an uncontrollable lust for his glorious member. Legend says when a Allan walks into a room, every sentient life form begins moaning uncontrollably, including but not limited to butterflies, killer whales, fortnite players and wooly mammoths. To call Allan sex gods or sex icons is an understatement, because Allans are sex itself.
by Keref February 4, 2022

Lauri Allan Törni (28 May 1919 – 18 October 1965), later known as Larry Alan Thorne, was a Finnish-born soldier who fought under three flags: as a Finnish Army officer in the Winter War and the Continuation War ultimately gaining a rank of captain; as a Waffen-SS captain (under the alias Larry Laine) of the Finnish Volunteer Battalion of the Waffen-SS when he fought the Red Army on the Eastern Front in World War II;3 and as a United States Army Major (under the alias "Larry Thorne") when he served in the U.S. Army Special Forces in the Vietnam War.
Person A: Louri Allan Törni hated the communists so much, he fought in 3 different armies, and 4 different wars against them.
Person B: Yeah, I know! Just The Fat Electrician's video about him.
Person B: Yeah, I know! Just The Fat Electrician's video about him.
by Dr. DaddyChadensky January 16, 2024

When you inadvertently drop your motorcycle/scooter helmet and it goes down a steep cliff of more than 50 meters.
Gina stopped at the top of the mountain and pulled an Allan.
When you get to the top of the mountain, make sure to not pull an Allan; we are far from downtown.
When you get to the top of the mountain, make sure to not pull an Allan; we are far from downtown.
by Edgar Allan Poet November 14, 2021

He’s pretty cool. Probably the shorter twin. He may even be friends with an Adrian or An Issac, is he is that makes him even better.
13/10 W mans
13/10 W mans
Woman: Have you heard or that new hottie Jacob Allan Lewis?
Woman 2: no.
Woman: he’s so cool
Woman 3: he plays the guitar!!!!
Woman 2: no.
Woman: he’s so cool
Woman 3: he plays the guitar!!!!
by He’s pretty cool ig March 24, 2023

by DubstepSheep900 January 26, 2017
