Edgar Allan Poe 

A sexual act in which one masturbates or has sex within full earshot and/or line of sight of another person who is assumed to be sleeping, but is actually fully awake. The victim of the Edgar Allan Poe is then "buried alive" as they are forced to listen to the entire sexual act while pretending that they are still asleep, and then forced to silently bear the often traumatic memory of the sexual act and can never mention it to the perpetrator(s). The Edgar Allan Poe is usually unintentional, but can be done intentionally as well. Can be used as a verb (Edgar Allan Poeing someone), an adjective (getting Edgar Allen Poed), or a noun (giving them an Edgar Allan Poe).

Named for Edgar Allan Poe due to his fascination with being buried alive that is widely featured in his works, which may have in fact been induced by being Edgar Allan Poe'd by his parents growing up.

Bro #1: Dude! I was sleeping in my bunk in the dorm room last night, and woke up in the middle of the night because my roommate was banging his girlfriend on the top bunk. It was so awkward, I had to lay there and pretend to be asleep until they were finished!

Bro #2: Bro, you got Edgar Allan Poed!

Edgar Allan Poe by Alpin3 October 22, 2017

edgar allan bro 

A melodramatically depressed bro who expresses himself poetically. Listens to Snow Patrol, Thursday, and Taking Back Sunday.

Josh is being such an Edgar Allan Bro, all writing morbid poems on his livejournal about his ex-bro-ho.

Get off your ass, stop writing shitty poems on your LJ, and quit being such an Edgar Allan Bro!

edgar allan bro by B100 January 12, 2009

Edgar Allan Poe 

one of the greatest poetic geniuses in history that married his cousin

Edgar Allan Poe is the writer of "bells" and "the raven"

Edgar Allan Poe by autumnlaydying January 31, 2006

Edgar Allan Poe 

An american writer that is arguable the best poet in the history of the world. He also had the shittiest childhood ever. His mom got married when she was 16, when he was born his dad left him. His mom was an actor and played Juliet in Romeo and Juliet 8 times a week. Edgar watched his mother "fake" kill herself when he was 1, 2, and 3. His mother then died of consumption, and he watched her die. He then was adopted by a nice lady and a dick father. He actually fell in love with the lady, so the dad got jealous. Then that lady died of consumption, and the asshole father kicked edgar on the street. He then went to college and was a raging alcoholic and drug user. His birth-right aunt then found him and adopted him. He fell in love with his 10 and a half year old first cousin. Then his aunt died of consumption. So he married his first cousin, then became famous for his poem "The Raven". Then his young wife also died of consumption. However, he later became famous and was invited to write for a New York fat cat and earn lots of money. On the train there he stopped in Baltimore. Two guys grabbed him and got him drink off of hard lemonade, and they left him in the gutter while he was in a coma. He went to the hospital and died. Now if anyone does not agree that he had the shittiest life, you must be one sorry son of a bitch.

Basically:
His mom died, his adopted mom died, his wife died, his aunt died, his second wife died and then he died. So, that sucks.
Edgar Allan Poe

Edgar Allan Poe by Bozbozbozbozbzozbozzboz April 12, 2010

Edgar Allan Poe Test 

A simple question into determining if someone is an ignorant fob and who should get the fuck out of America

Me: Do you know who Edgar Allan Poe is?
fob: Uhhh....who?
Me: Oh, never-mind. *under breath (The dumb bitch just failed the Edgar Allan Poe Test)*

Edgar Allan Poe Test by drunkendukh August 16, 2009

Geoffrey-Allan 

The kindest most mellow soul in the world, a Geoffrey-Allan is the most amazing and trustworthy person you could ever have the honor of meeting. He will give you the shirt off of his back without even a second thought. He will look into your eyes and climb into your soul and try to put your broken pieces back together. A Geoffrey-Allan will love immensely and be there for you forever. He is intelligent and extremely creative! He would save you from a burning house like superman and then build it back up but make it even better! His smile will make time stop in its tracks and you will loose yourself in the possibilities. But be careful a Geoffrey-Allan could make you loose yourself and make life confusing for you.

Have you met Geoffrey-Allan ; He is a one in a million kind of person!

Geoffrey-Allan by Sissa2755 February 8, 2018

Stuart Allan

Adjective: A male with a god like persona, of impecable character and good looks.

Verb: To do something crazy, that is complexly humorus, and fun.

Measurment: Penis lenght of 9 inches

Medical: Term for a meglomaniac

Short form: S.A.

Adjective: Man, that guy is such a stuart allan!

Verb: Wow, way to pull a stuart allan.

Measurment: Man, that's a big chair has to be atlest 10 stuart allans high.

Medical: It seems that he has stuart allan syndrome.

Short Form: Man, way to pull a S.A.

Stuart Allan by Victor Davion December 14, 2008