Sophisticated Alcoholic

noun.

A Sophisticated Alcoholic is someone who predominantly consumes high tier alcoholic beverages-cocktails. Occasionally, shooters fall under the repertoire of the Sophisticated Alcoholic.

There is a slight movement towards the sophistication of the Jazz Era, as evidenced by the influx of many Sophisticated Alcoholics.

"Jimmy is a Sophisticated Alcoholic. A Campari Orange will get you his affection."

by Turing May 3, 2004

alcoholism

The only disease you can get yelled at for having.

Goddamnit Jimmy, you have lupus. Goddamnit Jimmy, you have alcoholism. One of those doesn't sound right.

by Jeremiah Collins April 3, 2015

alcohol

Alcohol. What most of your university/college life will revolve around.

Alcohol. The cause of, and the solution to all of life's problems.

by Pseudonym May 13, 2005

Alcohol Hero

Someone who regardless of any situation can destroy any alcoholic beverage in their path.

Alcohol Hero

by Diva Bitch April 19, 2011

alcoholic

A person who knows exactly how many days it's been since they had a drink.

E.g., In January, 2007, Lindsay Lohan told People magazine "I haven't had a drink in seven days. Or anything." Lindsay Lohan's publicist Leslie Zelnick confirmed to The Associated Press in December that Lohan was attending Alcoholics Anonymous meetings.

by asking January 22, 2007

alcoholic

A true Alcoholic would rather drink, then get a Blowjob.

Bills wife was getting ready to go down on him, but Bill said no, I'll take a double jack n coke instead.

by Recovering January 17, 2004

alcohol

Social lubricant

Boy I need some alcohol to get this party started.

by melissadpm February 17, 2010