airpods

a sign of the rich. only the most supreme of supreme ear bud users understand the ultimate power of the AirPods. Best known to come in pairs. Completely block out the poor/broke/haters

“sorry what? I don’t speak broke. I have AIRPODS.

by okboomerang69 January 11, 2020

AirPod ear

A form of cauliflower ear, but instead it’s caused by sleeping on your side with AirPods in, which exerts pressure on the external auditory meatus and can cause painful swelling. Can also be caused by simply wearing AirPods in for ungodly amounts of time. Despite the pain, most victims still keep on wearing their AirPods. All attempts by others to get the victims to reduce their AirPod use usually prove futile.

Clementine: Jezis Chroist m8, wots tha nahsty swellin in ya eh-oh

Danny Drinkwater: oh it’s nuffin reallay, just a bit of AirPod ear

by Shattered heavens June 11, 2020

AirPowered

The word used for an Apple product that has been canceled after it was announced.

Do you think the new MagSafe Duo charger will be AirPowered?

by yeahilikemusic October 17, 2020

airport CEO

Typically a self-impressed male, aged early 30’s to mid 50’s. They pace around talking loudly on their cell phone “calling shots” in an incredibly tight waiting area. The rest of us just want to hear the boarding announcement.

Joey: I’m about tired of this fool in my ear talking about $?!t I don’t care about.
Butch: Chill man. He’s just an airport CEO, I don’t think he’s on our flight.

by DaWisest March 1, 2021

Airport vagina

The overwhelming stench of the women’s bathroom in an airport. Usually the combination of bathroom cleaning substances and sweaty traveling vagina

I just gagged in the bathroom. The airport vagina was ghastly in there!

by mattdaddy1022 December 5, 2021

airport 10

A person seen at the airport who would normally reside within the five to seven range on the attractive ends scale. Their presence in the airport, compounded with the fact that one will likely never see them again, often produces lewd and unrealistic fantasies or ideas about joining the mile high club. This creates an airport 10.

Jack: yo Ray, check out that chick over there. She’s a total airport 10!

Ray: it’s never gonna happen pal

by Phatsky July 11, 2022

Airport Marriot

When your living out of your car and you have a friend who lets you store some of your car load at their house, thus giving you more room in your car. Airport Marriot is conducted when you go to their house and organize your stuff, moving stuff in and out from your different car suitcases super loud and kinda like and arrogant asshole. Usually done at some ungodly hour like when your friend is trying to sleep before work.

Oh hey you, AIRPORT MARRIOT!!! You know I have to get up at work at 3:00am, right? Alrighty, (turning over in bed) goodnight!

by anonymous November 19, 2022