African squat 

A sexual position in which the male is in a squatting position and the girl is mounted in his lap facing towards him. The male then proceeds to squat and hop around with her in his lap.

My friend busted in the room doing the african squat with his girl last night.

African squat by tyrone crack biggums August 18, 2010

african ham

Derogatory term insulting African-Americans; a watermelon.

Go pick me an African ham.

african ham by Jesse Jackson December 30, 2004

African bum disease 

An urban myth that is said to have begun in south-east Queensland primary schools. Where by declaring oneself a legend to a group of students, they would reply in return, "No, you are an African Bum Disease".

Marty loudly proclaimed to the masses watching his dominance on the netball court, "I am a legend". To which the girls replied, "No, you are an African bum disease".

African bum disease by Zechariah-Jebadiah May 16, 2015

African Expert 

Those annoying nibbas on the troll football and other football related pages posting idiotic shit with their broken english like ''Iwobi is beter den Messi + Ronaldo''

Moses Nibba Owuwu: like if iwobi is beter den ronaldo + messi & man utd wil win d premier leageu

Richard Williamson: Get outta here african expert.

Can also be used againts Indians who shit on their local road daily

African Expert by MasterJesus771 December 27, 2018

African Cave Spider 

A big ass spider

Look! An African Cave Spider!

African Cave Spider by mat5592 July 23, 2009

African Fuck Squat 

Occurs when a girl is sitting on your penis and you hop around in the room and squat when you land.

John: Whatd you do wit yo girl last night?
Dan: I gave her that African Fuck Squat

African Fuck Squat by OG White Van November 4, 2016

African Queen Syndrome 

A.Q.S.
In the 1950's there was a psychological term for this phenomena … "African Queen Syndrome". Essentially, the white girl envisioned herself as the worshiped center of attention by the surrounding blacks. This reinforced her feeling of worth, but in actuality was evidence of her own feeling of inferiority and rejection by other whites.

"Look at that dumb, fat white girl with African Queen Syndrome. White guys would never get it on with her."

African Queen Syndrome by Panzer Dragoon Orta August 4, 2007