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by thisoneguyionceknew December 25, 2015
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Other forms: accostituting, accostituted
Other forms: accostituting, accostituted
Holy shit, my five-year-old just got accostituted at Walgreens when he was buying some sour gummy worms!
or:
I'll talk to you in a bit, I'm accostituting some bitch who won't gimme a damn toothpick.
or:
I'll talk to you in a bit, I'm accostituting some bitch who won't gimme a damn toothpick.
by kjpriest April 5, 2010
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There is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry?
- Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!
Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry?
- Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!
Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!
According to all known laws of aviation pt 1
"Hey, did you know I memorized 1500 words of the bee movie script?"
"Why in the everloving FUCK would you do that?"
"Wanna hear it?"
"N-"
" According to all know laws of aviation,
There is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry?
- Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!
Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!"
"Hey, did you know I memorized 1500 words of the bee movie script?"
"Why in the everloving FUCK would you do that?"
"Wanna hear it?"
"N-"
" According to all know laws of aviation,
There is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry?
- Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!
Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!"
by Teiven December 8, 2020
Get the According to all known laws of aviation pt 1 mug.A type of hand gesture frequently used by trump in which he prepares to tell a lie by playing "air accordion", thus "accordion hands".
by lexydelic June 23, 2020
Get the Accordion hands mug.A type of mask or face harness that has a rubber cock attached to the chin, thereby providing penetration AND oral stimulation at the same time. Hence "Accommodator."
"At first she thought the schlong protruding from my chin looked silly until I accommodated her brains out!"
by The Dastard December 23, 2004
Get the Accommodator mug.a phrase used equivalently with FAIL. Used by President George W. Bush when he proclaimed his mission in iraq accomplished on may 1st 2003. The iraq war has since become the biggest failure of american foreign policy since vietnam. All use of this phrase should be in reference to this noted failure.
1.
a.
"Man, I bombed that test"
"Mission Accomplished."
b.
(person spills coffee on self)
Other: mission accomplished
2. (conjugated as a verb)
"I'm taking two incompletes and my girlfriend found out I was cheating on her."
"well, you're just accomplishing missions all over the place."
a.
"Man, I bombed that test"
"Mission Accomplished."
b.
(person spills coffee on self)
Other: mission accomplished
2. (conjugated as a verb)
"I'm taking two incompletes and my girlfriend found out I was cheating on her."
"well, you're just accomplishing missions all over the place."
by theinfamoushw January 4, 2009
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