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accidental babies

Fantastic song by Damien Rice from his album 9.
by AModernMyth December 31, 2007
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Accidental Clickage

Accidentally clicking something on the web (i.e. an ad, porn, etc.)
Person 1: Dude! Why the hell did you click that?! That's sick!
Person 2: It was accidental clickage! I swear!
by Leslie Jene February 12, 2009
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accillident

<noun> A word used to denote those small silly accidents which sometimes take us by surprise, and which could have been avoided, had we only paid better attention.

Accillidents are a common occurrence with ADD sufferers, university professors and the elderly who still insist they can drive, "There's nothing wrong with my eyesight Neville!".

Accillidents are also often excluded in insurance policies, falling under the proviso "Random Acts of God's Sense of Humour".
Neville's boss: "Why are you late Neville?

Neville: "Sorry sir, my grandmother had a bit of an accillident this morning. She mistook the lawnmower for her wheelchair, and it took us quite a while to catch up with her."
by photofx March 23, 2010
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Accititted

tapping on a girls boobs like bongos while making the noise and running away
Girl : i think i got accititted

Guy: yea i just accititted that girl back there
by EmoLuvinChick.. and Rea November 16, 2011
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Accidental Wingman

When your actions end up helping your bro get the girl he's been going after. However it was never your intention to play the wingman and try to get them together. It just happened to play out that way. Can also happen with a girl accidentally helping her gf get a guy.
Bro: Hey so how did your date with brosky go?
Girl: It wasn't a date, we just hanged out.
Bro: Of course it was a date, he told me all about he was excited and... umm...
Girl: wait, he likes me?
Bro: I mean... so this weather has been crazy recently right?
Girl: Oh wow I can't believe I didn't see it till now. I guess I do kinda like him too.
*Later*
Brosky: Bro I can't believe you told her!
Bro: I didn't know she didn't know man! It was an accident.
Brosky: Well whatever, you were my accidental wingman. So thanks.
Bro: so you two do it yet?
Brosky: We're like rabbits bro!
Bro: nice!
by d shizly May 8, 2013
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Accidicked

When you receive a dick picture meant for someone else by accident, usually via snapchat.
I got accidicked man, John sent this to me instead of his girlfriend.
by traptrix May 7, 2014
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accidinky

When a male penis is shrunk due to an accident, usually resulting in extreme sadness.
George was super fun to hang around until his accidinky.
by Kris Kirstipherson December 3, 2014
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