Used to describe a person, particularly a man, who is socially construed as straight by those around him/her, but in actuality is gay. Someone who goes undected on the gaydar spectrum. Thick, deceptive skin on outside, but a fruit on the inside. Based on the avocado being widely misnomered as a vegetable, when it is indeed a fruit.
Amber: I had no idea that Jerry was gay! He seems so...so... hetero!
Omar: Yeah. Everyone thinks that. He's an avocado.
Omar: Yeah. Everyone thinks that. He's an avocado.
by Omar via AJ October 4, 2008
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Its an avocado thanks is a vine of a kind young boy getting an avocado for Christmas and then saying 'its an avocado... thanks'
by Sir fluffy-butt November 5, 2018
Get the its an avocado thanks mug.One party of three: Spicy, Tangy, and Zany. (not complete without the other parts) If the zany is too loud and the tang is to angry then spicy will tone both to an agreeable flavor.
The Spice is also recognized for its ability to make Caucasians, who are not genetically able to handle spice, sweat.
The Spice is also recognized for its ability to make Caucasians, who are not genetically able to handle spice, sweat.
by dirkabakalaka February 4, 2010
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Person 2: Avocado's number, 6.022E23 avocados/guacamole
Person 2: Avocado's number, 6.022E23 avocados/guacamole
by Chemmi838 January 24, 2013
Get the Avocado's Number mug.One of the most basic varieties of white mom. The avocado mom names her kids something "unique" like Charisma or Braxton (but calls a black woman who does the same "ghetto") and thinks applesauce is too spicy; her favorite hobbies include making dream boards and meeting for brunch with her "girlfriends" (all platonic, this woman is homophobic) to gossip about the new jeggings Target just got in stock as she steers the conversation toward her kids, so she can brag about how her four year old son Rhombus is a ladies' man because he high fived a girl at preschool.
Not to be confused with a crunchy mom, the avocado mom is a woman whose favorite pastimes include watching HGTV to find DIY projects and picking Facebook fights with people about breastfeeding and why Planned Parenthood is bad because she was in a comfortable financial position when she gave birth. She's a fan of the Maury Show, as she enjoys watching the less fortunate fight like a modern-era gladiator battle. As she is very unlikely to discipline her kids, the avocado mom is the bane of cashiers and other customers alike. Likely has a wooden sign in her home that reads "Live Laugh Love", or at least has the instructions to make one on her Pinterest board.
The only way to actively destroy her is to destroy her $50 Lululemon sports bra. This will tear her soul into the Uggs pits she came from. Otherwise, the avocado mom is invincible until she ends her own social life by selling It Works!
Not to be confused with a crunchy mom, the avocado mom is a woman whose favorite pastimes include watching HGTV to find DIY projects and picking Facebook fights with people about breastfeeding and why Planned Parenthood is bad because she was in a comfortable financial position when she gave birth. She's a fan of the Maury Show, as she enjoys watching the less fortunate fight like a modern-era gladiator battle. As she is very unlikely to discipline her kids, the avocado mom is the bane of cashiers and other customers alike. Likely has a wooden sign in her home that reads "Live Laugh Love", or at least has the instructions to make one on her Pinterest board.
The only way to actively destroy her is to destroy her $50 Lululemon sports bra. This will tear her soul into the Uggs pits she came from. Otherwise, the avocado mom is invincible until she ends her own social life by selling It Works!
"Have you heard from Rachel since high school?"
"Nah man, I had to delete her on Facebook for being an avocado mom. I can only take so many Tasty Network videos, my dude."
"Nah man, I had to delete her on Facebook for being an avocado mom. I can only take so many Tasty Network videos, my dude."
by supersnart February 28, 2017
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Loly: Happy National Avocado Day!
Both: Sings the “Canyon Day Song” and does the “Canyon Dance”.
Loly: Happy National Avocado Day!
Both: Sings the “Canyon Day Song” and does the “Canyon Dance”.
by Kolly2.0AndLoly November 7, 2019
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