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Atlas

ME IM THE BEST BEST NAME GOOD BOI LITTLE ENBY RAT BOI ME FUCKIN ENBY BITCH BOI
"damn their such an atlas"
by Enby_Arson July 27, 2021
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Atlas Theory

When one pretends to be stupid for attention and/or to ragebait.
Person 1: Is October a year? Person 2: Atlas theory
by realPendog September 16, 2025
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Atlas staff

Atlas staff...where do I begin.I’m pretty sure they’re crazyyyyyy and escaped from a psych ward to accomplish this friendship they have with one another and to accomplish teaching students at atlas boarding school.Thank you to paddles for bringing us all together dont know where I’d be without yall 😩
Me:“Hey wanna know what keeps me going”
Person idk wtf:”what?”
Me: “Atlas staff..”
by Ashidk March 30, 2021
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Atlas

A self-absorbed son of a bitch who is known for giving you second hand embarrassment. They are often small for there age and make up for it by putting others down.
“Atlas one of the worst person I’ve been friends with”
by Beth_Bethel April 9, 2023
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atlas

Did you see them in ripped jeans and mesh top. They look like such an Atlas
by The group chat April 7, 2023
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Atlas Stoning

A sex position where a larger partner picks up a shorter partner while the shorter partner is facing away and does them from behind while the shorter partner's feet are dangling in the air. The action looks very similar to when one is loading an atlas stone in a strongman event, hence the name. Bonus points if you use tacky to secure the smaller partner.

Derivative: Atlas Stoned
Future tense: Atlas Stone
"If thing go well, we're going to be doing more atlas stoning after the contest."
"Bro, I atlas stoned Selena last night and she's pissed off that her hips are still sticky from the spider tack."

"I'd atlas stone her into next month if she'd let me."
by TheKiltedOne October 8, 2025
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Atlas

A guy who is super over powers and can do anything and is not fun to play as. He's like the Meta Knight of comics. He make "funny" pop culture references every time you say anything useful and interesting.
Villager: So like... Where is your birth?
Atlas: (Star wars reference)
Villager: Why are you like this.
by Lino Dolphin September 28, 2021
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