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Aspiten

Said when someone is incredibly sexy and provokes uncontrollable desire. Generally applicable to the fruit of a palm tree or someone with that name.
Wow Coco, You're extremelly aspiten. Maybe we could hang out some time, maybe after a dinner
by Suede Kento March 22, 2025
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Aspirated Aardvark

When a male partner climaxes in his partner’s throat and the partner chokes on the ejaculate, proceeding to cough violently, spewing gobs all over the place.
Bro, I didn't mean to give her an Aspirated Aardvark. The BJ was just too good to resist.
by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025
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Aspirate

To supplement a deal with an "under-the-table" portion that will increase the value of the deal without letting authorities know, or outside the normal confines of the agreed-upon rates in an industry.
"Hey REDACTED. I can't give you all that money (~$220M) because we have a salary cap and restrictions, how's about I give you ~$170M and then aspirate it with $48M from our sponsor company? That'll give you the total amount and no-one will ever know."
by Kailon the God September 5, 2025
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Aspien

Aspien is someone who's mere aura demands respect and recognition. Their name rings through hills and vales with an undeniable authority, yet their presence is soft and warm, like the morning suns kiss on your cheek.
Bro I met Aspien last night o.O
by ARealBeater December 25, 2025
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Spontaneously Aspirate

To spew, blow chunks, barf, do the technicolor yawn, or simply vomit unexpectedly
"what's that smell?"
"dude, Mikey spontaneously aspirated in my backseat while we were coming home from the party last night. It took me four rolls of paper towel, two bottles of Nil-Odour, and three of those little green tree air freshers to make it even bearable in here"
by GinSeven February 4, 2010
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canadian aspirin

When ya boi square face gets a cut and he asks for that dank percocet but all u got is a band-aid and belly button lint.
Square) Ay yo fam u got that percocet?
Me) Nah just a canadian Aspirin
by Its ya boi 13 June 11, 2017
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Lead Aspirin

My life is nothing but pain. I should just take a Lead Aspirin
by ateple February 4, 2020
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