Asda Price

This is a method of wholesale shop lifting. It involves entering an open plan supermarket with a trolley, as if normal shopper, filling the trolley with four cases of beer, numerous bottles of fine wine and what ever grocery items one desires, then proceeding to walk clean out of the shop past the fruit and veg, bypassing all checkouts and neglecting to pay.

The group needs beer, i shall go and asda/tesco price it!

Today I asda/walmart priced my weekly shopping and also more booze than we could possibly drink!.....That was the biggest asda price I have ever done!

by Dr. Poppenstein May 28, 2006

asdfmovie

A series of five simple but funny cartoon videos on YouTube by TomSka. Also written and voiced by TomSka and others, the first asdfmovie has 37+million views so far. These videos are known for their clever and random aproach to comedy, and each video is made up of several skits that last about 10 seconds. And while these videos are funny, they're also kind of old, and have lots of versions on YouTube, and it's mostly that kind of laugh-to-yourself comedy.

Also called ass-duff-moo-vee.

The real life version of asdfmovie sucks.

by dudeperson35 November 3, 2012

asdfjaisdfjiasdjf

What Bill Wurtz says means kindness.

asdfjaisdfjiasdjf is important.

by Chooknick May 6, 2018

`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./

When someone is so bored that they typed in their whole keyboard 5 times

me:`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./

me:I need a hobby

me:`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./

me:I need a hobby

by 10292834756 November 21, 2016

asdfad

you typed something random. go away.

what should I look up... hmmm....*types asdfad*

by QuantumTale Papyrus March 21, 2017

Asdfghjklpoiuytrewqmnbvcxz

You are really bored.

I’m sooooo bored. How about i type Asdfghjklpoiuytrewqmnbvcxz?

by Tasty paper planes June 30, 2021

`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./`1234567890-=QWERTYUIOP[]\ASDFGHJKL;'ZXCVBNM,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL"ZXCVBNM<>?~!@#$%^&*()_+qwertyuiop{}asdfghjkl:"zxcvbnm<>?

it is when you have been lobotomized and you hit every single character key, first with no modifier, then with caps lock only, then with shift only, then with both shift and caps lock.
then you question why you should be allowed to breathe.

person 1: how was your experience typing "`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./`1234567890-=QWERTYUIOP\ASDFGHJKL;'ZXCVBNM,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL"ZXCVBNM<>?~!@#$%^&*()_+qwertyuiop{}asdfghjkl:"zxcvbnm<>?" ?
person 2: (wails in pure pain)
person 1:very good (eats several pineaples)

by Infernex December 27, 2019