the merry-go-round sing-along

The Merry-Go-Round Sing-Along is a rare, and insanely difficult sex move. To complete successfully, one must first be male. Next, you must obtain one female sex partner. (Does not matter occupation, just female.) Both of you must get entirely naked, and she must sit on your lap, legs splayed. Do this in front of a television, and turn the channel to a kids' signing channel, and have your bitch sing to that song, in tune to the music, and give you a physical lapdance at once.

(Aliases: Merry, MGR, Mary, Spinner)

Jake: Dude, I just had the merry-go-round sing-along with Kate!
John: WHOA that's hot.
Kate: You're a douchebag Jake! We're over.

by Ricken the Faggot Mage October 13, 2013

Balls Gettin' Dragged The F*** Along

A statement in order to convey that whomever has said this has absolutely no control of the situation. Also used in conjunction with Monkey S*** Fights, SNAFU, ATFU, FUBAR.

I don't know who the Dick driving this train is, but we are just the balls gettin' dragged the f*** along!

by JSP123 January 22, 2009

7 foot rats rats along his rats

The real lyrics to we don't talk about bruno

7 foot rats rats along his rats is the greatest song ever

by Bitchiest bitch in town February 5, 2022

along came something about the royal focker's envy for the dodgeballs of mystery men

If Ben Stiller did a movie with him playing every part, this would be the title.

Ben Stiller kicks ass.

by DaChazman February 14, 2005

along came something about the royal focker's envy for the dodgeballs of mystery men

One who dosen't know that the other person
was being sarcastic about something that someone else said sarcastically.

this isn't some sorta message board where you can insult people, this is a dictionary.

by DaChazman February 23, 2005

Infamous ride along

A cop ride along when you're arrested

Friend: u been isolating from depression again?
Me: no I had an infamous ride along and went to jail

by lilsamsixty9 June 7, 2021

Wanna come along on some howling adventures wif me?

What you eye-twinklingly ask a buddy, infirm/elderly neighbor, cute chick, etc. when you both know dat you're merely asking said other person if he/she wants to ride along wif you on a simple shopping and/or errands-running trip into town.

Asking someone, "Wanna come along on some howling adventures wif me?" can yield benefits not just for you, but for da other person, too --- not only will he be providing you wif pleasant/entertaining companionship on your otherwise-boring-and-ordinary sojourn, but it may also allow HIM to accomplish one or more desired activities of his own while he's in said business district, such as stocking up on groceries/housewares, doing laundry, etc. Plus of course, he will be able to perform said tasks more easily, economically, safely, etc, than if he'd had to either make said "trip to da big city" all by himself, or get someone else to do it for him.

by QuacksO August 17, 2023