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Alfonso

he's so buff that even his dick has a 6 pack on it, but because of his awareness for the women around him, he does not attempt to have a girlfriend
Women: what's your preference so that we can be your friend with benefits:
Alfonso: men
by Bababoeymenlover November 17, 2021
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Alfonso

Usually a well of knowledge. dig deep and you'll know more. He is generally well-spoken, fluent in more than one language, a bit nerdy and loves books.

This greek god usually hangs out in libraries, museumss, or regular streets. but will never invite you to a movie. Scares easily, it is advisable to handle with care and never call out his name too loudly. he might remain in shock if so.
He can be both Man and Boy, depending on who is adressing him.
"Oh, just what i needed! an Alfonso in my life! what more could a woman ask for?"
by la_parisienne February 4, 2010
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I'm almost ready

In a girls's language,
"I'm almost ready" means,

I have just started..
..so give her time..
Peter : "Are you ready?"

Isabell : "I'm almost ready.."

Peter : "Ok.."

5 minutes after..

Peter : "Are you ready?"

Isabell : "Ya..just one more minute..."

10 minutes after...

Peter : "Are you DONE????"

Isabell : "Can't you wait???"

30 mimutes after..

Peter : "We are so late!! Are you ready?"

Isabell : "One second.."

Peter : "I thought YOU were almost ready 30 minutes ago!!"

Isabell : That was when I was finishing up with wearing clothes"

Peter : "10 minutes ago?"

Isabell : "Oh..I was doing my make-up.."

Peter : -_-
by Lollica May 10, 2010
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Almond Joy-Mounds Syndrome

Someone who is bipolar. Originates from the famous ad campaign for the candy bar where the slogan was "Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you dont...."
Personally, Susan looks like she is suffering from the Almond Joy-Mounds syndrome
by Luis H. November 19, 2004
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Diane Almoughrabi

Sexiest woman on earth. Makes u cum. Has the biggest cock on earth. If u mess with her she gonna rip yo balls. feminism is just a theory and she hates it. if u look her up she legit. hates niggers i buuy them as slaves. Professional cotton picker.
Diane Almoughrabi is mommy.
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Alfonso

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