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Alissa

OMG I Alissa is the #1 p in the game
by pineapple express103.5 February 24, 2022
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Alissa

The most perfect, beautiful, stunning girl ever imaginable.
I found my own Alissa
by Geraldo Polski August 21, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Mmm
Person 343: Alissa AvniTarot-Cards-Mill》{;:;}: The First Juvenile Release...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025
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Alissa

Alissa is a definition of a cat she will love something and stick to it forever but when she hates something she's a fucking demon she will dig into your soul and let it bleed out till there is no blood anymore.

pros: acts like a mother, caring, sweet when she wants to be, gives out good advice, brings out happiness and will love you ( this is if your on her good sides... )

cons: very judgy, is very honest, can't say no when and if in a bad situation

Alissa is a god at chin-ups and has big muscles
I need an Alissa in my life
by your one and only choz June 5, 2023
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alissa

badass girl who loves being a baddie
yeah alissa is such a baddie , she loves watching murder documentaries
by wheels on the bus March 24, 2023
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ALISSA

ALISSA IS CLUMSY AND GETS SICK ALL THE TIME AND HER GIRLFRIEND OPENED THE DOOR ON HER HEAD AND SHE IS DEFINITELY A WOMEN OF GOD. ALISSA LOVES DOGS AND SHE WANTS A CAPYBARA. SHE IS VERY GAY AND SHE LOVES A GIRL NAMED REYNA SUAREZ.
ALISSA: COME OUT THE BATHROOM
REYNA: *SILENT*
REYNA:OPENS THE DOOR*BAM!*
*ALISSA GETS HIT ON THER HEAD*
by KALOMAYOKULUP March 31, 2023
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Alissa

Alissa is not like anyone you will meet. She is kind, lovable, caring, and so so so sweet. She doesn't know how perfect she truly is. She is honest. She has a big personality and is waiting with open arms. Don't ever let her go. She is the peanut butter to the jelly, the chocolate to the strawberry, the icing on the cake, and the sprinkles too. She is dedicated and is strong. Never take her for granted.
Oh look it's Alissa
Hey Alissa!
Do you know that girl Alissa?
by galaxy105 April 2, 2023
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