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ALISSA

ALISSA IS CLUMSY AND GETS SICK ALL THE TIME AND HER GIRLFRIEND OPENED THE DOOR ON HER HEAD AND SHE IS DEFINITELY A WOMEN OF GOD. ALISSA LOVES DOGS AND SHE WANTS A CAPYBARA. SHE IS VERY GAY AND SHE LOVES A GIRL NAMED REYNA SUAREZ.
ALISSA: COME OUT THE BATHROOM
REYNA: *SILENT*
REYNA:OPENS THE DOOR*BAM!*
*ALISSA GETS HIT ON THER HEAD*
by KALOMAYOKULUP March 31, 2023
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Alissa

OMG I Alissa is the #1 p in the game
by pineapple express103.5 February 24, 2022
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Alissa

an absolute unit

pure 100pounds of pussy and muscle

absolute fucking thundercunt master
person one: omg have you seen alissa? she’s so fit

person two: heard she thundercunted her 3 month old cousin

person one: that’s fucking crazy

person two: i’d still smash her tho
by thundercuntkitty365 December 14, 2023
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alissa dias

has a new online spouse everyday aka anthony noah vine introverted wendy etc etc
her only personality is her leg and reddit.
zesty
alissa diasieeee
by ANONYMOUSE AALOO February 15, 2023
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Alissa Violet

The prettiest girl in the world with millions of people who look up to her. She has a great personality and is the sweetest person you'll ever meet. At one point snake Paul tried to break her but being the strong person she is she got back up and is now living the best life ever and is staying away from the snake 10 kids.
Alissa is the best human ever

Snake Paul is an idiot and tried to wreck her life

Alissa violet is an amazing person
by Gfszc June 18, 2018
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Alissa

“Man Alissa is such a sassy small mouth
What’s that”
by Old Broom April 1, 2025
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Code Alissa

When you crash your car so badly, it won't move
The car is fucked, I just had a code Alissa...
by Zero Comment October 5, 2021
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