Rear Admiral

A man who admires other mens rear ends, with thoughts of buggering the admired rear end.

Did tou see how long Darrel was staring at that guys ass? He is a big time Rear Admiral

by JackTors May 14, 2019

Muff Admiral

When a guy is dating a girl and she is so loose that hes needs a ship to get her off.

Ever since John has been dating Kerri, hes made the rank of Muff Admiral.

by Andy Bess and Adam Fletcher October 29, 2004

Rear Admiral Salute

A pose where a man pushes his erection down between his thighs, pointing his penis towards the ground or floor.

Often depicted in gay porn as a way of accentuating the size of the penis.

Porn models and actors will often pose with their back to the camera, highlighting the testicles, perineum, anus and erect penis.

Brent moved his hand over his erect penis, pushing it's length down between his legs, giving his audience a full rear admiral salute.

"You could fly a flag from a pole like that", Tristan said as he moved the camera in for a close-up.

by Fr0tlov3r March 24, 2019

rear admiral

A senior rank in the Navy.

He was promoted to rear admiral

by Ian Chode March 20, 2004

rear admiral

While performing intercourse doggystyle, the man pulls the womans hands behind her back and attempts to thrust her around a room. A full circuit around the room will make you a rear admiral.

You should have seen her knee's after I earned my rear admiral!

by daslew March 24, 2009

send an admiral to sea

To take a shit. You "launch" an admiral toward the ocean.

Hey, didn't you say you were gonna drop off the kids at the pool?

Yea, but first I have to send an admiral to sea.

by docsabre May 25, 2007

Rear Admiral

This term refers to a person who likes to stick long phallic-like objects up their rectum. The term was coined in the 1970s to describe high-ranking military officials who enjoyed poking their intestinal basin with objects that are similar in shape to a man's genitals. The motivation for this is unknown and the term is usually used in a derogatory fashion to describe someone.

Person 1: "Why didn't Steve want to come over for my college graduation party?" Person 2: "He was put off by the footage that leaked, proving he's a Rear Admiral. I don't think he can deal with the social pressures of confrontation on the topic." Person 1: "You mean he might start trying to push people off the balcony like Elliot Rodger at a house party?" Person 2: "Precisely."

by Eric Kazinsky May 25, 2014