Your actual mom

An even better come back

John- your bad
Jeff- well you mom
John- your actual mom

by Yourmm February 8, 2022

That's actual swaf

Swaf is basically the same as swag but it means you're the coolest type of swag

"I got a new top today timothy" bro that's actual swaf

by Swaffy gamergirl March 5, 2019

what in the actual fucking hell is that

When your gf is trying to see your dick

Gf: what in the actual fucking hell is that
3: :(

by The_Mad_Doctor August 20, 2023

What in the actual hot crispy Kentucky fried fuck

Used for the most extraordinarily confusing or weird moments, say this when the most WIERD shit goes down

hey guys what--… what in the actual hot crispy Kentucky fried fuck is this CHAT?!

by Plutoid Federal Navy June 28, 2021

what the actual

It is a way of showing your big dick to other men. ''What the actual'' could take the place of ''Why am I such a fucking faggot''.

Dim Sum:Hey man, I want to douse you in green paint and spank you like a disobedient avocado, what the actual?

Cool guy with big dick: Shut the fuck up.

by bigolpeepee June 21, 2014

My actual heart

When something really sweet happens and you don’t feel like saying something super long to show your in awe

*two people kiss* “ my actual heart”

by Imqueenfb June 19, 2019

what in the actual factual

1. A phrase to be used when perplexed by anything, miniscule or otherwise.

2. A proclaim of confusion.

1. Return from break and walk into a clusterf*ck/shitshow!: "What in the actual factual....?"
2. Trying to fix something and you can't figure out how it goes back together OR unable to comprehend how something operates even from a basic standpoint: "What in the actual factual?"

by JordaNINsoco October 29, 2022