Accommodator

A type of mask or face harness that has a rubber cock attached to the chin, thereby providing penetration AND oral stimulation at the same time. Hence "Accommodator."

"At first she thought the schlong protruding from my chin looked silly until I accommodated her brains out!"

by The Dastard December 23, 2004

Mission Accomplished

a phrase used equivalently with FAIL. Used by President George W. Bush when he proclaimed his mission in iraq accomplished on may 1st 2003. The iraq war has since become the biggest failure of american foreign policy since vietnam. All use of this phrase should be in reference to this noted failure.

1.
a.
"Man, I bombed that test"
"Mission Accomplished."
b.
(person spills coffee on self)
Other: mission accomplished

2. (conjugated as a verb)

"I'm taking two incompletes and my girlfriend found out I was cheating on her."
"well, you're just accomplishing missions all over the place."

by theinfamoushw January 4, 2009

account bouncing

When someone keeps switching between MSN/AIM accounts so you have to keep switching convos

Fucks sake stop account bouncing! Stay logged into one MSN account

by evilaphrodite September 15, 2007

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

b e e b e e b e e b e e

SUS According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 14, 2021

Accoutrements

Very used in the Jamaican dialect

The initial ac is usually dropped in fast spoken speech reducing it to coutrements (couchements)
COUNTABLE NOUN usually plural
Accoutrements are all the things you have with you when you travel or when you take part in a particular activity.
humorous, or old-fashioned

Commonwealth spelling of accouterments

An article of clothing or equipment, in particular when used as an accessory.
Synonyms: equipment, gear, trappings, accessory

The yard is full of accoutrements. Daddy can hardly find where to walk.

by Tropical Rythms March 5, 2022

Sneak Account

When someone creates a second Facebook account to help themselves out on games.

Aww man, I'm out of permits on CityVille. I guess I need to log on to my sneak account and send myself some!

by RubySlippersStopTraffic April 13, 2011

Pain Account

Your Business Bank Account

All the Way to The Pain! Gotta Deposit Money in My Pain Account!

by PainHero July 14, 2013