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Bum towels

Ah shit we're completely out of bum towels and I really need to go. bog roll
by Auslang April 17, 2015
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towel boy

young boys that carried towels in bathhouses
by doboteretoh_doghorse May 22, 2023
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Towel Wave

Towel Wave (similiar to victory cigar) is used to describe a situation when a player/fan/audience waves their towels as soon as they as think their team sealed the win.
NBA Commentator #1 : Here's Kobe with the dagger 3.
NBA Commentator #2 : And There's the Lakers bench with the Towel Wave.
by njrover January 25, 2013
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Wet Towel

Wet Towel

A lethal weapon used to wreak havoc upon anyone in the changing rooms of a pool or gym.

OR

The term given to define something that is useless, pathetic and annoying in its self and to society.
Example 1

Mum: "How the hell did you get all those red marks on your back!!?"

Son: "Dave went on a killing spree with his wet towel in the changing rooms again..."

Example 2

Guy 1: Hey did you see that video of Justin Bieber starting on that reporter?"

Guy 2: "Yeah that kids such a fucking wet towel!"
by CheshireTheGreat March 18, 2013
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Green towel

A habit, action or object that would be considered inconsistent with one's personality; the one anomaly in a person's pattern of behavior.
Normally, he was an organized person, but his filthy desk was his green towel.
by TaroTart October 30, 2011
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Carrie Towel

The item a person uses to clean up his or her body fluids after masturbation.
Person A: So i just got through masturbating bro.
Person B: You cleaned up, right?
Person A: Yep, i used my Carrie Towel.
Person B: You have one too! Mine is a stuffed animal!
Person A: Get outta town! So is mine!
by RafalioCruz June 28, 2011
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You're a Towel

An insult that shows the speakers mild annoyance that they are losing an arguement. But doesn't have any great impact on the recipient. Originally from South Park
When two people are in an arguement and one of them is losing. "Well I don't care what you say, You're a Towel!"
by Mash Potato Fight December 23, 2008
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