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Counter Cocked

You (a man) take off your pants to show off your goods. She responds by showing hers. Uh-oh. Looks like she's not a she at all, and it's bigger than yours. Guess what? You just got counter cocked.
Jimmy knew he was about to have a long night when she lifted her skirt and counter cocked him by a multiple of three.
Counter Cocked by Mo_Shift_Fo October 16, 2016

Counter facial 

When you Try to give a woman a facial but she catches the spunk in her mouth and spits it in your face instead.
Fuck sake bro I was gonna cum on her fave but she did a counter facial

counter doxxing

When you dox someone who dox you or your friends
Person1: Man do I hate counter doxxing

Person2: Then don’t dox any one
counter doxxing by Jumping pluto January 20, 2021

counter attack fart

When you’re going down on your girl and she farts in your mouth. Suck in the fart. Go back up to kiss her and once your mouth is on hers blow the coochie poof back into her mouth. Now you’re in control.
She tried to hit me with the coochie poof. So I counter attack farted in her mouth.

Counter Snake 

When your homie attempts to have intercourse with a women you then come from behind and have intercourse with him.
Jeff countered snaked me when I was Jennifer!
Stop yelling before I counter snake you.
Counter Snake by HAPL April 3, 2022

Counter Strike 2 

CSGO but more colourful .
Glock no longer does the TUN TUN TUN and the TRRRRUN

Visually updated Chickens
Animated Player models
The same Youtubers
Laggy
Makes you even more racist
If i had to describe Counter Strike 2 in 3 words : It is good.
Counter Strike 2 by the avrg neo-nazi September 30, 2023