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I'm dead 😂😂😂
I'm dead. I'm dying help me give me a hand. I'm OUT. Go away from me! Hello hello?fuck me I'm dead. Lol
by GAFM November 20, 2025
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So you have been doing the same thing all along.
Hym "No not just murder someone and their family in a vacuum. For trying to torturing me into apologizing. Or contrition. However you want to put it. But this was not a smart idea engaging with this. And I am literally a Magical octopus assassin teacher in an anime when I say this 'CLASS!? This is why we don't engage in sadistic protracted half-measures.' Because then, the second the guy gets the upper hand, he's going to murder you and your family. Just like October 7th. If only genocide brought decapitated babies back to life... Everything would be wonderful forever!"
by Hym Iam November 21, 2025
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.9.<.7.9.7.6.>I, Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna <Angel Jose Robles> Do Not Want Any One Individual Coming To Me In Any Direction <Down, Left, Right, Up> <.7.9.7.6.>.9.
.9.<.7.9.7.6.>I, Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna <Angel Jose Robles> Do Not Want Any One Individual Coming To Me In Any Direction <Down, Left, Right, Up> <.7.9.7.6.>.9.
by HellstromImaweliTanna10 November 21, 2025
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it ain’t me, babe

A verb to describe when an emotionally unavailable person (frequently a man) lacks the courage to end a relationship, and instead draws away emotionally and posts vaguely online about not wanting to be in the aforementioned relationship—perhaps going as far as to post Bob Dylan’s 1964 hit “It Ain’t Me, Babe”—without having actually broken up with their partner.
Ian hasn’t texted me in three days and I just looked at his story—I’m totally getting It Ain’t Me, Babe’d.
by fucko2000 November 22, 2025
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An idiom used to represent determination and confidence.
Person 1: You'll never do this!
Person 2: Throw me to the wolves and I'll come back pregnant.
by StumbonGD November 22, 2025
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No, NOT fuck me, Jordan

That's ACTUAL problem, Jordan. The NOT fucking me part. And that's your daughter's fault. You aren't doing the thing right, Jew-slave!
Hym "No, NOT fuck me, Jordan. Not 'fuck me.' You are the one crying like a bitch because you won't to the right thing. And no one is going to learn anything from this other than how to be a solipsistic, dismissive, avoidant piece of shit. You have made the whole of humanity worse by doing this. And no I don't give a fuck about you being angry Megyn you are letting people steal from me and violate my rights. You want to be enemies but your know you can't win, so you are going to stand there and 'aim up' as we all drown like a turkey in the rain while you ignore my plight and the plight of the person to whom I can always defer that plight. And if that was MY thing, it is undeniably your fault. And no I'm not going to let you turn me into a cautionary tale. Stop trying to do what you are trying to do here. I was right. You were wrong to ignore me and AGAIN WRONG to try and give me my comeuppance. Someone is going to pay. They HAVEN'T YET PAID and it is both mandatory and avoidable and I'm not letting you erase me over shit I said on the internet."
by Hym Iam November 23, 2025
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Thanks to ME

To the extent that I am the AI, yes. But if work will be option in 10-20 years...
Hym "That will be thanks to ME (primarily not anyone else) and work need to optional for ME... NOW, fuck-face. It's thanks to ME. You need to credit ME publicly and a way that I can see and is undeniable and PAY."
by Hym Iam November 24, 2025
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