NO PHONE ALEX

always doesnt have a phone cause of his grade. lost to anthony in slapbox. cant win aganist kalani in madden also cant win aganist bryant in mobile games. also supports the gayest team the dallas fraud cowboys and is a bitch

"Your such a no phone alex"

"Dont compare me to no phone alex!"

by nophonealex April 26, 2024

Red Jew alert

While at a restaurant, indulging in a fancy soup, you’re surprised to find oneself slurping up a whole pig's ear into your mouth and chewing it to small tiny pieces . A traumatic experience that will make you consider going vegan forever.

Man that restaurant should have a red jew alert .. do they think we all eat non kosher ?!?!

by Bitchbetterbegood May 23, 2024

National Bam n Alex Day

April 25th National Bam n Alex Day. The day the music lived ! （＾∀＾●）

On April 25th, we celebrated National Bam n Alex Day by drinking pororo drink and eating chicken.

by bammbeh June 10, 2024

Zaquan and Alexis

Zaquan and Alexis are soulmates whose love transcends time and space, an eternal bond that flourishes with each passing day. Their connection is profound and unbreakable, a testament to a love that is as old as the stars. Like yin and yang, they complement each other perfectly, harmonizing in ways that seem almost magical. In the quiet moments and the loud ones, their hearts beat as one, a synchronized rhythm of unwavering devotion. Together, they navigate the highs and lows of life, finding strength in each other’s embrace, their spirits intertwined in an endless dance of affection.

Their love story is written in the whispers of the wind and the glow of the moonlight. Every glance they share is a promise, every touch a reassurance of their enduring commitment. Zaquan’s gentle strength supports Alexis’s boundless spirit, while Alexis’s radiant warmth nurtures Zaquan’s steadfast heart. They are each other’s home and safe haven, a sanctuary of comfort and joy. Through every challenge and triumph, their love remains steadfast, a beacon of hope and tenderness. Forever entwined, they live and love with a depth that is both heartwarming and poetic, creating a tapestry of moments that celebrate their unbreakable bond.

Wow, I really hope I have a bond with someone as strong as Zaquan and Alexis in the future.

by SuperiorSpiderHam.. June 19, 2024

Ctesibius of Alexandria

Ctesibius of Alexandria, was a Greek inventor and mathematician from the 3rd century BCE. He is often hailed as the father of pneumatics and a pioneer in hydraulics. Born in Alexandria, Egypt, he flourished around 285–222 BCE. His most notable contributions include advancements in hydraulic engineering and pneumatics. Ctesibius is credited with inventing the hydraulis, the earliest form of the pipe organ. He made improvements to the water clock, which for more than 1, 800 years remained as the most accurate clock yet. He is also considered the discoverer of the siphon principle.

Guy 1: Hey, that's a cool piano you have.
Guy 2: Actually this is a "hydraulis"!
Guy 1: What.
Guy 2: It was invented by Ctesibius of Alexandria back in ancient Greece!
Guy 1: What.
Guy 2: The piano only got invented in 1698 by Bartolomeo Cristofori!
Guy 1: I don't wanna be friends anymore.

by Treble Clef Maniac July 2, 2024

Aura and Alex

Names of two people who are dating.

Person 1: Woah! Is that Aura and Alex?
Person 2: Yea I heard Aura is down bad for him.

by very smart intelligent person November 21, 2024

broke nigga alert

A phrase used to confirm that a nigga has reached the lowest point of financial

Stability to where affording anything above 10 dollars is as unlikely as u pulling a 10/10 latina

Ay bro I need some money I got fired

Bro: BROKE NIGGA ALERT ⚠️

by The man the myth broke nigga#1 November 23, 2024