Wife Span

The sum of years married divided by the number of marriages.

Jimmy has a really short wife span on average 4 years.

by macaddictr May 21, 2012

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leeknows wife

we all know leeknows wife is izzy so be stfu. U PICKLY PIBBLY obnom HAMSTER

leeknows wife is izzy if u disagree ur obesity

by leeknowswifey May 20, 2023

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when a traumatic event occurs or when one has a near death experience a call to the spouse is required shortly afterwards to explain what happened.

-Dude did you see that?
-See what?
-That guy almost got hit by a car!
-Oh yea, he'll be calling the wife!

by T D1ddy March 01, 2011

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Diona! ella’s wife is diona the girl with the pink haired😀

Ella’s wife means Someone called Ella loves someone and has married them

by izzybobelly February 14, 2021

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I should be ok tonight, even though the team lost, he's on the wife saver.

by karnowski snr December 28, 2023

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A new constellation that occurs only on one day of the year, June 7.

by Gojo’swife December 07, 2023

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I know you are having a wonderful time in Fiji, but don't forget to come back home to the wife and kid...

by Richard Stratton August 17, 2015

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