Wagon Wheel

Extreme sexual act when you perform 69 while cart wheeling.

Me and my girlfriend got freaky and starting wagon wheeling around the house.

by Spazmatic rifle February 16, 2021

Wagon wheel

Safety precaution when in a pool or water. Get in a circle and dock each other in a wagon wheel configuration to form a Faraday cage to fend off lightning strikes

The storm was rolling through so the boys and I formed a wagon wheel so we didn’t have to get out of the water

by Dutch33 July 15, 2022

Wagon wheel

Forming a circle, touching penises Tito to tip in order to form a Faraday cage for protection in the water during lightning events

Oh shit, I see lightning! Everyone wagon wheel formation stat!

by Dutch33 July 15, 2022

Wagon Wheel

A decrepit soul with a limp so pronounced that they almost appear to sway back and forth like an old wooden wagon wheel.

Hey Joe, check out Wagon Wheel limping around again.

by Trudat75 November 22, 2019

Wagon Wheel

Name given to a person who walks with crooked legs or a pronounced limp...usually due to a debilitating disease or injury.

Everyone laughed as Wagon Wheel hobbled down the hall at work...

by Trudat75 March 23, 2017

wheel out the cripple

the telling of sad, negative or heartbreaking life experiences to make others feel sorry for you

Jesus Tash, don't start talking that shit or mother is going to come in here and wheel out the cripple.

by Macktown January 14, 2019

Double Wheel

Feeling rough or drained after too much socializing or mental activity.

Are you feeling Double Wheeled?

by Terminal-ator May 26, 2025