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by Hot_Rod_DB October 26, 2003
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wankster

Someone that pretends to be a ganster and tries to talk in gangster language and wear ganster clothes when the really don't know anything about being a ganster.
Dexter Yee, that wankster, said, "Fasho, yo, mo' fo'" when trying to impress Nick Honda, the gangster.
by happeekoikoikoi September 19, 2004
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wanket

Any impromptu piece of cloth used to clean up jizz.
"Dude, don't put that shirt on! I used that as a wanket last night when my girlfriend was over!"
by Dan Patterson February 1, 2007
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posh wank

To masturbate having first gone to the trouble of donning a condom.

The idea being that the extra time, effort, financial investment and ceremony involved separate this from a base, brutal or "lower" wank - the ocassion suggested by wearing a condom would usually only arise in company, and more specifically for pentrative sex with a special other.
i wasn't going to see lisa for 4 days, and i had the time and felt like spoiling myself, so i dressed the old chap up and had a posh wank.
by Dave D Dangerous December 27, 2004
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Wank of Shame

To masturbate furiously over the image of an ex-girlfriend. Typically ends with a bout of self-loathing and/or tears.
"Tom was feeling lonely so he logged on to facebook and treated himself to a wank of shame over a chick who had dumped him 10 years ago and was now happily married. And then he had a cry"
by Coq-piece December 9, 2009
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wank into oblivion

To masturbate yourself into unconsciousness - usually as a result of rejection, failure, sheer boredom or all of the above
Jack failed to pull at the club so he decided to go home and wank into oblivion...
by mrbruceman February 6, 2012
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Wang Hang

Similar to a man date, a wang hang is when 2 or more men just want to hang out in a complete heterosexual way.
I'm going to wang hang with tom today
by Lando Fett February 19, 2010
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