wagoh 

woman after GOD's own heart. used in a similar manner to the term maGoh, to mean a person seeking an intimate relationship with GOD, and not just seeking to belong to a religion.

Only a waGoh could understand how to keep a relationship with GOD and her man at the same time.

wagoh by Alphabot June 12, 2011

nugget waggler 

A nugget waggler is a general insult. You can scream it out the window of a moving car to yell at a passerby or another vehicle that has cut you off. You can also call your friend a nugget waggler if they are getting you angry. Generally, it is the best insult there is and can be used in many contexts.

Hey, you nugget waggler, get the hell out of my garden!

God, Christy was being such a nugget waggler last night when she stole my scarf!

nugget waggler by Sara 'The Shit" P. and Megan "Nugget Waggler" P. May 25, 2008

Spack Wagon 

A Modified bus, car, MPV or similar that has the capacity to safely carry retards (Known as Spackers).

That Spack Wagon has very clean wndows.

Spack Wagon by Mitto March 30, 2009

Cougar Wagon 

1. The Band wagon of the "cougar" fad by which popular culture has glamorized what was once the shameful and desperate act of resorting to older women for sex.

2. A vehicle specifically designed and/or modified with picking up older women in mind

1. "Wow, three years ago you thought I was sick for being into jessie who was only 30 when i was 20, now you're dating lisa who's twice your age! Way to jump on the Cougar Wagon!"

2. "Check out my new minivan, i'm picking up old ladies left 'n right! it's a total cougar wagon!"

Cougar Wagon by blagwell October 28, 2009

Alan Wager 

An especially uncomfortable and embarrassing variety of piles, which results in frequent releases of a copious, sticky pus. The smell carries particularly well.

A: "Jesus Christ, it smells like an elephant's scrotum in here!"

B: "Nah, it's just my Alan Wager trying to make a comeback. I'll go and scrape it off."

Alan Wager by GuntherTheLion2010 February 6, 2010

fuckable waggle 

When you fuck a waffle for 2 to 3 weeks and eat it for pleasure.

Bill Cosby did a fuckable waggle twice and enjoyed how it felt on him.

fuckable waggle by That1BandGirl June 13, 2016

Sloppy Knock Wagon 

Placing lube on a door knob then shoving it up another persons anus while receiving a reach around from the other participant. During the process the the other member should be knocking on something made of wood. (i.e. a door, table, chair, etc...)

Fred and Barney came home from the Blue Oyster and Barney gave Fred a sloppy knock wagon.

Sloppy Knock Wagon by Doin' the Bernie November 16, 2011