This phrase is used to describe someone that acts like they are the king shit and wants everyone to know it. You can tell they are like this by the way they walk, talk, and act. Their huge ego is astounding because a lot of the time these people think they are better than everyone else.
Katie: "Hey girl, look at Molly over there with her new North face, Uggs, and yoga pants. She is sooo popular, I wish I was as cool as her."
Amy: "What a fake, she is about as cool as a tool."
Amy: "What a fake, she is about as cool as a tool."
by Marpfart Marpdiesel Marps Dave December 23, 2013
Get the Cool as a tool mug.An alter-ego of sorts. One who no longer cares about order, only chaos. If there is a drink present, Dave O'Toole will find it. If there is an ego present, Dave O'Toole will smash it.
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Get the toolio mug.A car full of tools. Possibly an early 90's rusted out mustang with plastic spinners and some over sized cheap decal that claims to be part of some "Car Club."
Hey, look at those tools ridin' around in that POS and claim to be in a "car club."
Yeah, that's a real toolbox.
Yeah, that's a real toolbox.
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