touchstarvved

Banger mutual, kinda fruity

wake up babe, touchstarvved just posted!

by gaypersons August 31, 2021

touchland

Touchland is amazing, cute, pretty. It’s not just a hand sanitizer, it’s your best friend. It’s perfect! It smells great and everyone loves it. There’s nothing Touchland is not good at. It cleans, hydrates and smell delicious. It is amazing, everything about it is amazing. It’s awesome!

Touchland feels amazing isn’t it, anyone will be the luckiest to have it.

by SarahCameron. November 25, 2021

Touch Paul

It’s the term of when a young male play’s with a big boy’s private parts (Vagina, Balls)

Damn I’m so horny

I think we should touch paul.

by DailyZane February 11, 2022

Touch my robe

A line that was first written in 'A Christmas carol' that every class that studies it takes out of context. It is, then after, used after any slightly inappropriate comment is made.

Teacher: and then Macbeth said "come to me"
Student: (whispers to friend) touch my robe

by Ouiouibagette15 June 11, 2022

Touchless Carwash

When you shampoo your hair and stand straight under the showerhead to rinse, so the soap cascades down your body

My hair's greasy but the rest of my body's pretty clean, I'll go have a quick touchless carwash

by VanillaFloatDrPepper July 27, 2022

touch the boat

To do something stupid, especially if warned before hand.

Nick: Don't do it, that looks dangerous
Alex: Ima do it anyways. I'm gonna touch the boat.
Nick: *Sits back and waits to see the boat explode*

by TwoMustangsAndADolphin August 3, 2022

'Touch me once, I'll touch you twice'

Often qouted by Yosefinni-sama and Tommybish-sama-

'Touche me once, I'll touch you twice' means you will always one up the others, you will always be one step ahead.

Sub5: 'Shut the f*ck up or I'll beat the shit out of you.'
Chad: 'Touch me once, I'll touch you twice' brah.'

by tommybisho-sama October 8, 2022