toilet paper

Stock or options in a startup company, referring to the likeliness the money will have only imaginary value. In contrast to "real paper".

Person 1: "Hey, I got a great new job, paying $150k, working for a company that makes facebook apps!"

Person 2: "Really? Is it real paper or toilet paper?"

Person 1: "$60k base, $90k stock"

Person 2: "oh, so mostly toilet paper..."

by Aaron Startupguy November 16, 2009

toilet paper

an excellent product for masturbation. i cum into it all the time.

toilet paper absorbs my cum

by Why Bother April 3, 2006

unisex toilet

A public toiet that is used by men and women at the same time.

what do you think about a unisex toilet?

by Deep blue 2012 October 28, 2009

toilet

applicable to any given sorority girl; that is, you use it and forget about it

I just got done with Marie, so now I think I'll find another toilet

by collegesucks2001 December 8, 2003

TOITCH

CLOSE, TIGHT, INSEPRABLE.

WOAH! YOU GUYS ARE TOITCH.

by SWEETVAMP_01 April 17, 2009

ToiBocks

Super cool storage box with a hidden lock mechanism that lets you hide your personal stuff and still keep it out in the open where you want it.

Dude, you gotta get a ToiBocks to stash your stash.

by 420Toi July 1, 2009

toilecommuting

The practice of typing on a laptop or making phone calls from a restroom stall (usually at an airport).

Brock: "Hey, Matt, I can hardly hear you for the echo."
Matt: "sorry, Brock, I'm toilecommuting on my way through the Atlanta airport."

by The Cow Whisperer October 6, 2009