The act of going to a massage parlor and getting a massage from a hot chick. Halfway through the massage you realize the chick is a guy, but you don’t care because his finger is up your butt tickling your prostate and you’ve already paid for it.
Hey, did you hear what happened to Justin last night? He spent his last 50 bucks in Hawaii on a hot massage, but got "The Tong Tong Tickler" instead!
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When a classy lady sits on your face, indian-style, in reverse, with her legs spread out like a triangle.
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Get the honky tonk nut twister mug.When performing oral sex on the anus and become surprised by the excrement on your tongue resulting in a similar appearance to the Australian Blue Tongue Lizard.
Aussie cunt #1: “Ahh mate had a shocker last night ya”
Aussie cunt #2: “Shit, what happened mate?
Aussie cunt #1: “So last night me and me misses tried eating ass and I turned into a Poo Tongue lizard”
Aussie cunt #2: “Haha.. well that’s shitty”
Aussie cunt #1: “Fuck off cunt”
Aussie cunt #2: “Shit, what happened mate?
Aussie cunt #1: “So last night me and me misses tried eating ass and I turned into a Poo Tongue lizard”
Aussie cunt #2: “Haha.. well that’s shitty”
Aussie cunt #1: “Fuck off cunt”
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Found at festivals but apparently is only visible to the k-holed eye.
"Tranquilizer Tony was at Kendal Calling and gave us stuff that sent us sideways."
Found at festivals but apparently is only visible to the k-holed eye.
"Tranquilizer Tony was at Kendal Calling and gave us stuff that sent us sideways."
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