Dirty Turtle

A black and Tan with Guiness on top and Terrapin Rye Ale (Athens GA) on bottom. Also known as dirty Turds

Yo. Bar keep throw a dirty turtle my way. Dont let my glass be empty, or ill kill a baby.

by figpenagain March 20, 2009

turtleneck

What uncircumsized French men call their sheath. Also can be referred to as a skin sweater.

"You guys will need coats, but I won't, I've got on my turtleneck"

by Straci September 16, 2007

turtleneck

When yo bustin 4 a shit so bad that the log is popping in and out of ur anus, often leaving brown dabs on your underwear

I knew i shoulda had a shit before going to the movies i was turtlenecking for 2 hours and couldnt concentrate!

by simo1981 April 19, 2008

Turtleneck

To deliberately and surreptitiously cause defect to a prophylactic with the aspiration to impregnate or be impregnated as a result of ulterior motives.

Freg: Hey Sturbs, did you hear Hobbie knocked up Waura?
Hason: No way! What are they going to do?
Freg: Well, I think her family has crazy money.
Hason: That turtlenecking sonofabitch!

by Greggo Antony Bater March 4, 2010

turtle curtle

1.) the act of punching babies in the face

I was boinking Marge last night and then i was overwhelmed with the feeling of giving some babies a turtle curtle.

by Strany May 15, 2006

turtles

Slang term for email.

Manually checked for turtles.

by PET-BASIC September 15, 2010

Awkward Turtle

A special hand signal made by placing one hand on top of the other and twiddling the thumbs to create the shape of a swimming Turtle. Used in awkward situations.

Person 1: Hey! I'm awesome!
Persons: ..........

*awkward turtle*
Person 1: lol.

by CUTE?SABOTAGE!OPEN-REBELLION! September 8, 2009