Two-Pot-Screamer

A person who has little tolerance for alcohol, in particular beer or lager. This can also develop over the years as you and your mates tolerance for "the pints" diminishes with age.
That Ruperts been bar boxing again. He's a bit of a two-pot-screamer.
by Martin austin December 30, 2004
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two-ball compound

"She was complaining of a sore throat, so I doctored her up with some two-ball compound."
by Frainslug November 05, 2005
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Two Piece No Biscuit

A slight combo of hands, usually thrown one after the other. Most intoxicated people usually ask for the two piece no biscuit with extra gravy.
When Ian becomes a bouncer at the newest club in Seattle, he can't wait to give the drunk fuck heads the two piece no biscuit.
by TheCodeNameKidNextDoor December 20, 2018
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Two Headed Turtle

Taking a shit while wearing a thong. Possibly while drunk.
That chick I met at the bar last night was so drunk she squatted in the alley on the way back to my place and birthed a two headed turtle!
by Kuhtarl February 19, 2011
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Two-and-a-half-some

Sex involving a man, woman, and a midget of either sex.
by Brett Y. Litsa August 18, 2010
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one's and two's

to keep something hush-hush; keep on the down low
Let's keep this on the one's and two's
by Anonymous November 05, 2003
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Extreme Two Footing

Extreme Two Footing... Extreme Two Footing is a fad created by three friends in 2011. The rules of Extreme Two Footing requires a person to jump and touch an object of their choice with both feet. The participants feet are not required to touch the object with both feet at the same time; however, both feet must come in contact with the object before landing on the ground. The more random and extravagant the venue, the more extreme the experience will be. The stunt must be recorded on video or pictures and then uploaded to a social networking site to be accounted for.

Extreme Two Footing is not a professional sport by any means.

The first known injury from Extreme Two Footing was documented on August 5th, 2011. A founding creator attempted a new stunt which resulted in a mild laceration to the finger.

Extreme Two Footing was created with no special intentions other than to have fun and to be creative.
Me: Hey, I bet you won't jump and do some extreme two footing off that tree.
You: Oh yeah? Watch this! (Jumps and touches both feet on the tree)
by Raddog August 06, 2011
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