A hanging Chad is performed when one partner is suspended upside down while the other partner attempts to insert a copy of the US constitution into the hanging partners ass.
by Polypangirl July 19, 2025
Get the Hanging chadmug. CHAD GPT is always ready to impress you with his vast, ever-expanding universe of knowledge. With a brain fueled by encyclopedias and scientific journals, he's the intellectual equivalent of a power-lifter who just can't stop flexing his know it all biceps.
CHAD GPT has never encountered a question he doesn't know the answer to, nor a conversation he can't dominate with endless explanations that seem to appear from thin air. The human equivalent of a proximity-activated garbage can, CHAD GPT just can't help but open up and spill out facts, figures, and explanations whenever someone gets close. He's primed to jump into any conversation, triggered by the slightest hint of a question, a statement, or even a casual musing.
A known charmer with the ladies, CHAD GPT seems to have a particular fondness for enlightening women on topics they didn't even realize they were interested in. This Casanova's pick-up lines often start with "Well, actually..." and "Did you know...".
CHAD GPT has never encountered a question he doesn't know the answer to, nor a conversation he can't dominate with endless explanations that seem to appear from thin air. The human equivalent of a proximity-activated garbage can, CHAD GPT just can't help but open up and spill out facts, figures, and explanations whenever someone gets close. He's primed to jump into any conversation, triggered by the slightest hint of a question, a statement, or even a casual musing.
A known charmer with the ladies, CHAD GPT seems to have a particular fondness for enlightening women on topics they didn't even realize they were interested in. This Casanova's pick-up lines often start with "Well, actually..." and "Did you know...".
John: "I wonder why pizza is round but the box square?"
CHAD GPT: "Well, actually, it's a matter of practicality in both making the pizza and packaging..."
Guy 1: "I wonder why grass is green..."
CHAD GPT, jumping in: "Well, actually, buddy, grass is green because it's full of green food coloring. Nature's own brand, you know, all organic. Like my protein shakes."
Lisa: "Wow, look at these beautiful roses in my garden!"
CHAD GPT: "Well, actually, those are not just roses. They're the result of thousands of years of evolution and selective breeding. They're probably carrying the weight of history in their DNA. You know, like the rose version of the Da Vinci Code. And the pink color... it's definitely because they're blushing from all the sun.
Girl 1: "Why is the sky blue?"
CHAD GPT, flexing his metaphorical biceps: "Well, actually, babe, the sky only appears blue to your limited human but beautiful eyes due to the light bouncing off. It's like how my abs might look sculpted and chiseled to you, but that's just because of the way the light bounces off my perfect six-pack. It's all about perspective... and gym hours."
CHAD GPT: "Well, actually, it's a matter of practicality in both making the pizza and packaging..."
Guy 1: "I wonder why grass is green..."
CHAD GPT, jumping in: "Well, actually, buddy, grass is green because it's full of green food coloring. Nature's own brand, you know, all organic. Like my protein shakes."
Lisa: "Wow, look at these beautiful roses in my garden!"
CHAD GPT: "Well, actually, those are not just roses. They're the result of thousands of years of evolution and selective breeding. They're probably carrying the weight of history in their DNA. You know, like the rose version of the Da Vinci Code. And the pink color... it's definitely because they're blushing from all the sun.
Girl 1: "Why is the sky blue?"
CHAD GPT, flexing his metaphorical biceps: "Well, actually, babe, the sky only appears blue to your limited human but beautiful eyes due to the light bouncing off. It's like how my abs might look sculpted and chiseled to you, but that's just because of the way the light bounces off my perfect six-pack. It's all about perspective... and gym hours."
by AtlanticMelon May 13, 2023
Get the CHAD GPTmug. Stereotypical young single American man in his 20s, a womanizer . It's a derogatory term, possibly popularized on 4chan.
by UwUnglyy July 3, 2020
Get the Chadmug. 
The definition of a Chad is someone who consistently "gets dat ass" and will consistently say "bro" or "dude"
Chad: dude I'm like so going to hit that up I am like going to so totes get dat ass.
Friend: oh my God you're so hot.
Friend: oh my God you're so hot.
by Chad_69.8==D May 10, 2021
Get the Chadmug. A guy who simply shows up and has sex, love, with women.
This is compared to the overwhelming, overwhelming majority of men who have to put in effort into life. Such as getting extensive schooling, high paying jobs, working out, learning "game," learning fashion, etc.
Chad just shows up, gets taken care of women, doesn't do anything else.
This is compared to the overwhelming, overwhelming majority of men who have to put in effort into life. Such as getting extensive schooling, high paying jobs, working out, learning "game," learning fashion, etc.
Chad just shows up, gets taken care of women, doesn't do anything else.
Tom: I just spent the last 12 years in med school, now I'll definitely be able to get the ladies!
Chad: I woke up at 1 ever since I was 14 and haven't gone a day without sex since then.
Chad: I woke up at 1 ever since I was 14 and haven't gone a day without sex since then.
by CutiePatootiePie June 23, 2024
Get the Chadmug. by Castor B. Rangoon Garcia December 6, 2023
Get the Alpha Chad Griddy Rizzmug.