Surprise attack

When your getting your physical and the doctor leans down to look at your balls so you make your cock move so it hits them in the face

-bro, I did A surprise attack on my doctor once, the results were surprising.
-I might have to try that some day.

by UserR6088 March 18, 2023

Surprise airbag

A recent trend in Ask Orange episodes in which the voiceover guy yells surprise airbag and then an airbag erupts from underneath Pear, launching him at hundreds of miles per hour and then Pear collides with something, resulting in injury or some other result. Sometimes Orange laughs at it like it is funny for some reason. Other times, Orange is not present.

Voiceover guy: Pear, enjoy that comfy pillow

Pear: Hey, thanks

Voiceover guy: Oh wait, it’s a surprise airbag

(Boom from airbag underneath pear)

Pear: Ahhhhh, Oh no, I’m headed straight for the…

(annoy pear button farts when he lands on it)

Pear: Why?

by Hurricane Dorian April 8, 2023

surprise pants

A jumpsuit, commonly found in women’s clothing.

I thought this was a dress but then surprise Pants.

by Jab<3 August 5, 2023

Surprise blojob

When your laying in bed with your girlfriend and she says "my phone fell out of my pocket" then she pulls your pants down and you ask "what's happening down there!?" And she muffles "I'm giving you a surprise!" This is clearly the best type of blowjob scince you dong nag and beg + you aren't suspecting it 😉 then you cum and your girlfriend finds her phone.

"Yo, my gf just gave me a surprise blojob it was the best experience of my life!" "Damn I need some of that!"

by Tristan Auto September 2, 2023

Laziness Surcharge Fee

The price one pays for choosing laziness over work, despite the savings.

"A friend of mine offered to help me change my oil, but I'd rather pay the Laziness Surcharge Fee and take it to a place where all I have to do is read a magazine and wait."

by Nitebred March 24, 2009

Plumeveil Surprise

1) Being caught (i.e. espied) when in the midst of washing one's genitalia in someone else's sink.
2) The act of dishonoring one's entire family by mistakenly leaving the washroom door unlocked when soaking one's phallus in a sink, inadvertently exposing oneself to onlookers.
3) Scrotum washing.

1) Jessica: Charles, get out of my fucking dorm room, right now.
Bro1: Whoa, whoa! What's the deal?
Jessica: Motherfucker just let me in on the god damn plumeveil surprise!

2) Dude1: "..."
Girl1: "Oh what the fuck."

3) "Fucking five-color faggot sitting on his god damn plumeveil surprise."

by AnonTheInvincible October 15, 2010

Bone Surprise

When you find out the prostitute you picked up is actually a man.

Last night, I was on the prowl for a ho and when I found one and started gettin' busy, I got the ol' bone surprise. But I didn't want to waste my money so...

by Jack Monkey Balls February 20, 2010