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squashing

The act of having a 600 pound woman sit on you.
“Jades kinks include squashing, (having her 600 pound girlfriend sit on her and sucking up her burps”
by 600PoundStinkyButt June 6, 2023
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Squat Thought

When you have a life-illuminating thought while on the toilet, particularly pissing.
Dude... I had the craziest squat thought while passing that kidney stone.
by ILoveMyKittyCat June 20, 2023
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Squashie

A person who has very sharp sunburn lines; they look like the sweet: squashies.
‘Mate you look like a squashie’
‘Yeah, I forgot to put suncream on at the beach
by Squidmuncher7 July 1, 2023
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squat

noun - usually, any low area or object to sit down on, like a designated area on the ground, a tree stump, or a bottom step (stoop). Nowadays, a squat can refer to anything you can sit on, e.g., bench, chair, stool.

verb - the act of sitting down.
noun - If someone leaves their seat, at a night club for example, you might ask, "let me get dis squat?"
noun - If you want a seat next to someone, on a bus for example, you might ask, "can I get dis squat?"

verb - after a long hike in the woods, one might say, "aw man! bump this! I'm about to squat for a few minutes."
by apbt July 6, 2023
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Squashed Butterflies

To "squashed butterflies," is to suppress or sacrifice one's dreams and aspirations in order to conform to societal expectations.
Butterflies referring to the euphemism of "having butterflies in your stomach", as a form of nervous excitment. To supress the things that give an iduvidual that sensation is to 'squash' them, and push away the thing that brings them joy - whether that be a person, career or particular pursuit.
"It's too unrealistic, so all I had was squashed butterfliess."
by cliche_kid July 26, 2023
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squatcobler

to sit in pie eroticly and record it
i like squatcobler
by cumsocks September 15, 2023
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Squat and Squirt

This is a bathroom phrase for sitting down on a toilet and pooping.
"Ok boys, this is where we're gonna squat and squirt!"

"I'm gonna go squat and squirt, be right back."

"Squat now, or forever hold your squirt."
by ToughGuy33 October 10, 2023
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