Not of speed

A person who is not very quick witted, always the last one to understand the punchline. A more socially acceptable way to call your buddys “retard”

Mitch! You not of speed pecker wrecker! How do you not understand what I’m trying to tell you!?

by TrippT June 27, 2023

Speed Bag the Pickle

Act of male masterbation

Looking at those big tits makes me want to speed bag the pickle.

by Hawaiikinuiwaa May 6, 2025

Speed

Street name for meth.

The reason why some refer to methamphetamines as "speed" is because everything seems 10 times faster when using meth.

by UltimateDoge May 25, 2022

Speed Frape

To frape someone very quickly, normally via a mobular hand piece.

He got my phone and speed fraped me. He only had it for three seconds.

by will.i.ian July 1, 2011

screwed And speed

Screwed and speed is a unique vibe of music created by underground icon (JX666) where the music is slowed and speeds up to give you an unforgettable feeling .JX666 was Influenced by the late dj scerw and edm to create this one of a kind sound …

I love that new screwed and speed track to my fav artist songs

by Chris slowed July 2, 2023

High Speed Rail

When an Asian couple are having sex so fast, that they are a blur to observers. There's lots of heat involved, so lubrication is critical. Note: they may be louder than typical.

Woah buddy, that Asian couple at the orgy was really getting the high speed rail going. I hope they used a lot of lube.

Yeah but the sound... wow!

by msvxt December 3, 2023

mock speed

how fast someone makes fun of you

-compliments to the author who coined this “Amy Ulluriak Lord”

Sure enough, when a typo is made online, Kyle moves at Mock Speed to be the first to point it out and bully the O.P.

by jornumunroj April 26, 2023