smash

Nickname for a small squeaky lil bawbag who loves cock crunchin just as much as muff munchin. Also will usually lie and sneak behind peoples backs to get his/her way and will suck so much cock just to be popular.

Ashley: Dude! I totally sucked paul off last night it was awesome!
Steve: WTF man! you are actually such a smash!
Paul: So what man he sucks like a pro!
Brian: (dreamingly)Hes everything a guy could ask for........

by dempywempy May 16, 2009

smashed rat

Slang for the mons pubis and outer labia. Refers to the striking similarity the vagina has to carnage.

i gotta trim this shit before he bites my smashed rat

by meatpop November 11, 2005

Crab Smasher

A man who's task it is to utterly destroy a ladies southside seafood restaurant (vagina) and make off with the goods (ejaculate).

"Excuse me madam, would you like me to f**king smash your crab in as I am a crab smasher?"

by bearded clam warrior March 1, 2010

Hulk Smash

When a man ejaculates onto his fist and punches a Man/Woman in the face

I was with this girl last night and she kept screaming during sex so i Hulk Smashed her and she quieted down.

by A Happy Tragedy November 11, 2011

smash

hot attractive cute Sexy Man Actually So Hot

Oh gosh that boy is smash.

by chloe blue January 31, 2008

smash

To pleasure oneself sexually. Often refers to male masturbation and can be used as a synonym for jacking off or spanking the monkey

man what did you do saturday night?

oh nothing man just watched the hockey game then smashed myself.

Oh, was it a good smash?

by Seahorn February 16, 2009

Smash Mouth

One of the best bands in the world. Starting from 1994 to the present day they accomplished a lot of history. Their Song All star has made a lot of people inspired by everything which you will hear on the Movie Shrek 1.

Person 1: Hey dude do you like Taylor Swift?
Person 2: Hell no I Like Smash Mouth

by NYRangers2003 August 26, 2013